• A king size water-bed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. foot house 4 inches deep.
• If Ты spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
• A 3-year-old's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
• If Ты hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound boy wearing Бэтмен underwear and a Супермен cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20 by 20 foot room.
• You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling Фан is on. A ceiling Фан can hit a baseball a long way.
• The glass in windows (even double pane) will not stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
• When Ты hear the toilet flush and the words "Uh-oh," it is too late.
• Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke. Lots of smoke.
• A six год old can start a огонь with a flint rock even though a 36 год old man says they can only do it in the movies.
• Certain LEGOs will pass through the digestive tract of a four год old.
• Play Dough and Microwave should never be used in the same sentence.
• Super glue is forever.
• No matter how much Jell-O Ты put in a swimming pool Ты still can't walk on water.
• Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
• VCR's do not eject PB&J sandwiches even though TV commercials Показать they do.
• Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
• Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
• You probably do not want to know what that odour is.
• Always look in the духовой шкаф, печь before Ты turn it on. Plastic toys do not like ovens.
• The огонь department in Austin, TX has a 5 минута response time.
• The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earth worms dizzy.
• It will however make Кошки dizzy.
• Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
• If Ты spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
• A 3-year-old's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
• If Ты hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound boy wearing Бэтмен underwear and a Супермен cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20 by 20 foot room.
• You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling Фан is on. A ceiling Фан can hit a baseball a long way.
• The glass in windows (even double pane) will not stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
• When Ты hear the toilet flush and the words "Uh-oh," it is too late.
• Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke. Lots of smoke.
• A six год old can start a огонь with a flint rock even though a 36 год old man says they can only do it in the movies.
• Certain LEGOs will pass through the digestive tract of a four год old.
• Play Dough and Microwave should never be used in the same sentence.
• Super glue is forever.
• No matter how much Jell-O Ты put in a swimming pool Ты still can't walk on water.
• Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
• VCR's do not eject PB&J sandwiches even though TV commercials Показать they do.
• Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
• Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
• You probably do not want to know what that odour is.
• Always look in the духовой шкаф, печь before Ты turn it on. Plastic toys do not like ovens.
• The огонь department in Austin, TX has a 5 минута response time.
• The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earth worms dizzy.
• It will however make Кошки dizzy.
• Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
Going thru the snow,
on a pair of broken skii's,
jumpin over houses!
And bashing into trees!
The snow is bloody-red,
Santa's almost dead!
Cuz a little racoon took his gun
and shot 'em in the head!
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on a pair of broken skii's,
jumpin over houses!
And bashing into trees!
The snow is bloody-red,
Santa's almost dead!
Cuz a little racoon took his gun
and shot 'em in the head!
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Just plaln annoying!!
