Болталка Article: Things Girls Should Say When A Guy Flirts With Ты XD

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Things Girls Should Say When A Guy Flirts With Ты XD

posted by CourtneyFan17

Man: Where have Ты been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen Ты someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this сиденье, место, сиденья empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if Ты sit down.

Man: Your place или mine?
Woman: Both. Ты go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do Ты do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Эй, baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do Ты like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the ends of the world for you.
Woman: But would Ты stay there?

Man: If I could see Ты naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I could see Ты naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put u and i together.
Woman: Really? I'd put f and u together.

Man: Your eyes, they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Man: Did it hurt when Ты fell from Heaven?
Woman: About as much as when Ты got kicked out of Hell.

Man: Why aren't Ты married yet?
Woman: Because having a husband and a child would be redundant.

Man: I know how to please a Woman.
Woman: Well, please leave me alone.

Man: Please whisper those 3 little words that would make my day!
Woman: Go to hell

Man: Say, haven't we met before?
Woman: Yes, I'm the head Nurse at the VD clinic.

Man: I can tell that Ты want me.
Woman: Ты know, you're dead right...I want Ты to go away!

deathding, rosewinton3055 and 36 others like this

smileypop9 lol :D im gonna use some of those!!

drunksheep Brilliant!

CourtneyFan17 Thanks! And yeah I'm using them too!

ciaraluvsjustin So gonna use them!!

bustacap96 Good thing I don't use these XD

Kate481216 Lol xxx

teamsalvatore98 lol <3

CourtneyFan17 Glad you guys like it!

AmazingDream17 HAHA! I burst out laughing!

ELITEHALOKILLER THATS GIVING WOMEN A IDEA TO KEEP AWAY FROM MEN IF THEY WANT THEM >=D

magicgirl123 Omg I am going to have to remember these!!!!!!!!!!

rabigfan96 lmfao i am going to yous these

abbie_lelouch love them! xD

Ayame_Chan Haha,lol^^

JonasLuver1 Hahahaha I think if I said that to a guy his face well fall on the ground! :D

misaki01 ROFL Gud perv tricks !! gud for those PERVERTIC men X3 :p

glitter1001 ROFL SO GANNA USE THEM BRILLENT THNKS

knuklehead7 ROFL

NeuroticSinner ..Good thing no one even flirts with me, I don't have to Memorize so many Quotes. <-- weak memory

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20 Funniest Things to Do♥♥

posted by GDragon612

1) Look at see through glass and when someone is on the other side shout "OH MY GOD, I'M HIDEOUS!"
2) Call someone to tell them Ты can't talk right now.
3) Point at someone and shout "You're one of them!" Run and pretend to trip. Crawl away slowly.
4) Buy a donut and complain that there's a hole in it.
5) Put Mayonnaise in a bowl, freeze it, and tell your friend it's ice cream.
6) Put up a "Lost Dog" poster with a picture of a cat on it.
7) Walk up to someone, hand them a potato, look them in the eyes and deadpan 'with great power, comes great responsibility.' Walk away.
8) In a public toilet, pass...

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The вверх 5 Worst Cartoon Characters of all Time

posted by BlondLionEzel

#5: Miss Puff

Oh dear lord...after her Demolition Doofus performance, she's turned into a monster. She tried to freaking murder Spongebob!

#4: The Bikini Bottomites

These people are from the town of evil. They ruined Spongebob's dream (The Sponge Who Could Fly), Patrick's dream (Sing a Song of Patrick), they treated Squidward like a monster (Giant Squidward), did horrible things to Squidward after Patrick read Spongebob's diary (Little Yellow Book), and many еще crimes.

#3: Spongebob Squarepants

Spongebob is officially the little yellow devil. He crippled Miss Puff (Demolition Doofus), got a Nudibranch...

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My вверх 20 Избранное Fictional Characters

posted by KataraLover

This Статья kind of has a story to go along with it. Ты see, a few years назад I was going to make an Статья about my вверх 15 Избранное animated characters but all I ever did was the title, the images, and character quotes. So I never got to making the Статья and it just stayed in my rough draft box all this time, just shows how lazy I am. Along with that, recently I made a video about my вверх 20 Избранное fictional characters but Youtube blocked it globally so no one could watch it so I just deleted it. Please Комментарий but keep in mind this is just my opinion. Enjoy!

20.Aang and Zuko (Avatar:...

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prologue of my story (Legion of the Black)

posted by Bvb_Sws_TH_BMTH

Title Page

The kingdom of God is inside you, and all around you, not in a mansion of wood and stone. трещина, сплит a piece of wood and God is there. Lift a stone and Ты will find God.

‘Angel или beast along with powerful forces. The Wild Ones appear,’ a young girl named Eve Black wrote in her notebook. She continued for awhile, finishing with ‘an army large enough to destroy the mass of the matriarch.
Her journal was full of a story she had been Письмо about The Wild Ones and The Legion of the Black. She hurried to school. She waved to a few Друзья and went to her first class- history. She sat down and...

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100 things all men should know about women

posted by karlialtman

1. We’re judging your outfit at all times.

2. We like to be called pretty often. Tell it to us или someone else will.

3. We сука about EVERYTHING. Let us rant for a little while.

4. If Ты won't hold our hands in public, forget us blowing Ты in private.

5. There can never be too much spooning. Bitches Любовь Cuddling.

6. There's nothing we like еще than Ты hugging us from behind and whispering something in our ear.

7. Foreplay is not an option….. it's a prerequisite.

8. OPEN THE DOOR FOR US.

9. Make us feel like the only girl in the room, no matter where we are.

10. Please us in bed, или your...

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Crazy Things Girl's Do: Girl's Weirdest Worst Habits

posted by Dreazky

Crazy Things Girl's Do:
Girl's Weirdest Worst Habits

Changing into dozens of outfits before a big date:
Adorable - Annoying
"I completely understand wanting to look great for a date---just make sure Ты don't keep the guy waiting."

Ordering a tiny салат for dinner, then stealing fries off her boyfriend's plate:
Adorable - Annoying
"We can always order another serving...and sharing is good!"

Spending hours over analyzing one little Facebook Комментарий from her crush:
Adorable - Annoying
"Don't make a big deal out of it. It's just a Facebook!"

Giggling like a five-year-old every five minutes:
Adorable - Annoying...