Man: Where have Ты been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen Ты someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this сиденье, место, сиденья empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if Ты sit down.
Man: Your place или mine?
Woman: Both. Ты go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do Ты do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Эй, baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do Ты like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the ends of the world for you.
Woman: But would Ты stay there?
Man: If I could see Ты naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I could see Ты naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put u and i together.
Woman: Really? I'd put f and u together.
Man: Your eyes, they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.
Man: Did it hurt when Ты fell from Heaven?
Woman: About as much as when Ты got kicked out of Hell.
Man: Why aren't Ты married yet?
Woman: Because having a husband and a child would be redundant.
Man: I know how to please a Woman.
Woman: Well, please leave me alone.
Man: Please whisper those 3 little words that would make my day!
Woman: Go to hell
Man: Say, haven't we met before?
Woman: Yes, I'm the head Nurse at the VD clinic.
Man: I can tell that Ты want me.
Woman: Ты know, you're dead right...I want Ты to go away!
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen Ты someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this сиденье, место, сиденья empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if Ты sit down.
Man: Your place или mine?
Woman: Both. Ты go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do Ты do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Эй, baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do Ты like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the ends of the world for you.
Woman: But would Ты stay there?
Man: If I could see Ты naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I could see Ты naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put u and i together.
Woman: Really? I'd put f and u together.
Man: Your eyes, they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.
Man: Did it hurt when Ты fell from Heaven?
Woman: About as much as when Ты got kicked out of Hell.
Man: Why aren't Ты married yet?
Woman: Because having a husband and a child would be redundant.
Man: I know how to please a Woman.
Woman: Well, please leave me alone.
Man: Please whisper those 3 little words that would make my day!
Woman: Go to hell
Man: Say, haven't we met before?
Woman: Yes, I'm the head Nurse at the VD clinic.
Man: I can tell that Ты want me.
Woman: Ты know, you're dead right...I want Ты to go away!
The вверх six reasons computers must be female:
6. As soon as Ты have one, a better one is just around the corner.
5. No one but the creator understands the internal logic.
4. Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for future reference.
3. The native language used to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
2. The message "Bad Command или File Name" is about as informative as
"If Ты don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you".
AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON COMPUTERS ARE FEMALE:
As soon as Ты make a commitment to one, Ты find yourself spending half of your paycheck on accessories for it.
6. As soon as Ты have one, a better one is just around the corner.
5. No one but the creator understands the internal logic.
4. Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for future reference.
3. The native language used to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
2. The message "Bad Command или File Name" is about as informative as
"If Ты don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you".
AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON COMPUTERS ARE FEMALE:
As soon as Ты make a commitment to one, Ты find yourself spending half of your paycheck on accessories for it.
1.everyone around Ты has an attitude problem
2.your adding Шоколад chips to your cheese omelet
3.the dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans
4.your husband/boyfriend is suddenly agreeing to everything Ты say
5.your using your cellphone to dial up every bumpersticker that says "hows my driving call 1-800-***-dating"
6.everyone head looks like an invitation to batting practice
7.you're convinced theres a god and he's male
8.you're counting down the days till menopause
9.you're sure everyone is scheming to dive Ты crazy
10.the ibuprofen bottle is empty and Ты just bought it yesterday
11.you just want to перфоратор, удар, пунш someone without a reason
12.if Ты start wondering if pms is excuse to get away with murder
13.if Ты were to busy thinking about ways to kill the last person who got on your nerves to realize I was only supposed to give Ты 10
a little starotype but funny
*i didn't write this,just so Ты know*
2.your adding Шоколад chips to your cheese omelet
3.the dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans
4.your husband/boyfriend is suddenly agreeing to everything Ты say
5.your using your cellphone to dial up every bumpersticker that says "hows my driving call 1-800-***-dating"
6.everyone head looks like an invitation to batting practice
7.you're convinced theres a god and he's male
8.you're counting down the days till menopause
9.you're sure everyone is scheming to dive Ты crazy
10.the ibuprofen bottle is empty and Ты just bought it yesterday
11.you just want to перфоратор, удар, пунш someone without a reason
12.if Ты start wondering if pms is excuse to get away with murder
13.if Ты were to busy thinking about ways to kill the last person who got on your nerves to realize I was only supposed to give Ты 10
a little starotype but funny
*i didn't write this,just so Ты know*
If you’re an animal lover, like me, this story might be to much to take. But I can’t believe people can be so cruel. But I believe that when someone abuses a poor defenseless animal, that someone should be дана LIFE in prison without the possibility или parole.
A Mesa, Arizona man who killed a 6-week-old kitten after a pet питон, python refused to eat it was дана three years of supervised probation on Friday.
Jeremy Tuffly, 29, pleaded guilty May 11 in Maricopa County Superior Court to one count of cruelty to animals, a Class 6 felony, court records show.
The charge followed after Maricopa County Sheriff's Office deputies learned of a DVD Показ Tuffly repeatedly throwing the kitten at the питон, python in 2002 in an attempt to get the snake to attack it, according to MCSO.
When the питон, python failed to eat the kitten, Tuffly kicked it across the yard, authorities previously said. The kitten then died.
A Mesa, Arizona man who killed a 6-week-old kitten after a pet питон, python refused to eat it was дана three years of supervised probation on Friday.
Jeremy Tuffly, 29, pleaded guilty May 11 in Maricopa County Superior Court to one count of cruelty to animals, a Class 6 felony, court records show.
The charge followed after Maricopa County Sheriff's Office deputies learned of a DVD Показ Tuffly repeatedly throwing the kitten at the питон, python in 2002 in an attempt to get the snake to attack it, according to MCSO.
When the питон, python failed to eat the kitten, Tuffly kicked it across the yard, authorities previously said. The kitten then died.
1- be always self confident , have some self a steam .
2- be always c00l.
3- turn off ur cellphone during the date...always.
4-be always happy, happy with everything..with ur life.
5- if u really want him as ur bf или date.....try to be cool ,use the words like: yeah totally,or however....try to be little care less about him... ...lol
6- dont be bushy....stay calm and dont complain alot ....jst a little but not alot....
i cant remember anymore so......ill see u the Далее time.....thank u all for Чтение this..and plz Комментарий ,have all a gr8 day..peace ^_^
1. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."
Like the Название says, Does Robert Pattinson die in remember me? My Друзья сказал(-а) that he does and I just wanted to know. :):) :)
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