Man: Where have Ты been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen Ты someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this сиденье, место, сиденья empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if Ты sit down.
Man: Your place или mine?
Woman: Both. Ты go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do Ты do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Эй, baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do Ты like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the ends of the world for you.
Woman: But would Ты stay there?
Man: If I could see Ты naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I could see Ты naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put u and i together.
Woman: Really? I'd put f and u together.
Man: Your eyes, they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.
Man: Did it hurt when Ты fell from Heaven?
Woman: About as much as when Ты got kicked out of Hell.
Man: Why aren't Ты married yet?
Woman: Because having a husband and a child would be redundant.
Man: I know how to please a Woman.
Woman: Well, please leave me alone.
Man: Please whisper those 3 little words that would make my day!
Woman: Go to hell
Man: Say, haven't we met before?
Woman: Yes, I'm the head Nurse at the VD clinic.
Man: I can tell that Ты want me.
Woman: Ты know, you're dead right...I want Ты to go away!
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen Ты someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this сиденье, место, сиденья empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if Ты sit down.
Man: Your place или mine?
Woman: Both. Ты go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do Ты do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Эй, baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do Ты like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the ends of the world for you.
Woman: But would Ты stay there?
Man: If I could see Ты naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I could see Ты naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put u and i together.
Woman: Really? I'd put f and u together.
Man: Your eyes, they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.
Man: Did it hurt when Ты fell from Heaven?
Woman: About as much as when Ты got kicked out of Hell.
Man: Why aren't Ты married yet?
Woman: Because having a husband and a child would be redundant.
Man: I know how to please a Woman.
Woman: Well, please leave me alone.
Man: Please whisper those 3 little words that would make my day!
Woman: Go to hell
Man: Say, haven't we met before?
Woman: Yes, I'm the head Nurse at the VD clinic.
Man: I can tell that Ты want me.
Woman: Ты know, you're dead right...I want Ты to go away!
Two little boys were playing together. One little boy saw a nut on the ground. Before he could pick it the other boy took it.
The first boy demanded, “Give me the nut. It’s mine. I only saw it first”.
The other boy replied, “It’s mine. I only took it”.
This lead to a quarrel between these two little boys. Just then a tall boy came that way. Upon seeing the quarrel between the boys, he said, “Give me the nut and I’ll settle your quarrel”.
He трещина, сплит the nut into two parts. He took out the fruit-seed. He gave one half-shell to one boy and the other half-shell to the other. He put the Фрукты seed into his mouth and said, “This is for settling your quarrel”.
MORAL : When two people quarrel some one else gains.
The first boy demanded, “Give me the nut. It’s mine. I only saw it first”.
The other boy replied, “It’s mine. I only took it”.
This lead to a quarrel between these two little boys. Just then a tall boy came that way. Upon seeing the quarrel between the boys, he said, “Give me the nut and I’ll settle your quarrel”.
He трещина, сплит the nut into two parts. He took out the fruit-seed. He gave one half-shell to one boy and the other half-shell to the other. He put the Фрукты seed into his mouth and said, “This is for settling your quarrel”.
MORAL : When two people quarrel some one else gains.
1. Looking at a map is an inside joke.
2. Ты use the British curse of Еда and bad tea.
3. Ты wear a scarf and when your teachers tell Ты to take it off, Ты say KOLKOLKOL!
4. Ты imagine your Избранное Хеталия characters Пение your Избранное songs.
5. Хеталия = your mind.
6. Buono помидор buono помидор buono buono ooh tomato.
7. Ты give people names that apply to their traits или what they eat (ex. potato bastard помидор bastard hamburger jerk)
8. When someone mentions a country, Ты say "Yeah, I know! He/she is awesome!"
9. History class is fanfiction class.
10. Ты are Чтение this list.
(note: i'm sorry for the crappy list. This is my first Статья on fanpop)
2. Ты use the British curse of Еда and bad tea.
3. Ты wear a scarf and when your teachers tell Ты to take it off, Ты say KOLKOLKOL!
4. Ты imagine your Избранное Хеталия characters Пение your Избранное songs.
5. Хеталия = your mind.
6. Buono помидор buono помидор buono buono ooh tomato.
7. Ты give people names that apply to their traits или what they eat (ex. potato bastard помидор bastard hamburger jerk)
8. When someone mentions a country, Ты say "Yeah, I know! He/she is awesome!"
9. History class is fanfiction class.
10. Ты are Чтение this list.
(note: i'm sorry for the crappy list. This is my first Статья on fanpop)
What a Kiss means.....
+ Kiss on the stomach = I’m ready
+ Kiss on the Forehead = I hope we’re together forever
+ Kiss on the Ear = You're my everything
+ Kiss on the Cheek = We’re friends
+ Kiss on the Hand = I adore you
+ Kiss on the Neck = We belong together
+ Kiss on the Shoulder = I want you
+ Kiss on the Lips = I Любовь you
+Laughing while Поцелуи = I am completely comfortable with you
What the gesture means…
+ Holding Hands = We definitely Любовь each other
+ Slap on the Butt = That’s mine
+ Holding on tight = I don’t want to let go
+ Looking into each other’s Eyes = I just plain Любовь you
+ Playing with Hair = Tell me Ты Любовь me
+ Arms around the Waist = I Любовь Ты too much to let go
–ADVICE!–
+ Dont ask for a kiss, take one.
+If Ты were thinking about someone while Чтение this, you’re definitely in Love
+ Kiss on the stomach = I’m ready
+ Kiss on the Forehead = I hope we’re together forever
+ Kiss on the Ear = You're my everything
+ Kiss on the Cheek = We’re friends
+ Kiss on the Hand = I adore you
+ Kiss on the Neck = We belong together
+ Kiss on the Shoulder = I want you
+ Kiss on the Lips = I Любовь you
+Laughing while Поцелуи = I am completely comfortable with you
What the gesture means…
+ Holding Hands = We definitely Любовь each other
+ Slap on the Butt = That’s mine
+ Holding on tight = I don’t want to let go
+ Looking into each other’s Eyes = I just plain Любовь you
+ Playing with Hair = Tell me Ты Любовь me
+ Arms around the Waist = I Любовь Ты too much to let go
–ADVICE!–
+ Dont ask for a kiss, take one.
+If Ты were thinking about someone while Чтение this, you’re definitely in Love
both deadlox and vampire get here now before i start typing Болталка letters!
well seems like i have to!
asdfghjkl qwertyuiop zxcvbnm
as Болталка as i can get!
my friend is going to die tomorrow from excitement.
not telling тис why!
еще Болталка letters!
sjfhgdcvhjdchgfjvkgdhjkfhujdfhuieryfvbhvbnmfbuietfgjhcjhgfjhdfklsjcjvjfuruchjbhfhjcuvufhhchvjxksieuiubvhchxjzuisuhbhchshyeughvhxhsuru hhdhjdb
gv fhgbvhygngfdshjklvhfdkjghkjdhgjkfhbjkfvhjkbghfkjdghksflgujiofhuiofsghjklhfkjbghkfh
gfhgkflgjkfhgkjfhgirehuigfhrdkhjgkfhvncnioryoiyhgbnf
gfkhvfjdksahgirhgauiygtfkjgbvkcvhidoshgasdhjkvgfhjakdfghuirabnvkackjdhyguibjkfalruigahjkfahvjkl
deadlox
vampirer04
canal
kitkitty12
other Болталка people!
well seems like i have to!
asdfghjkl qwertyuiop zxcvbnm
as Болталка as i can get!
my friend is going to die tomorrow from excitement.
not telling тис why!
еще Болталка letters!
sjfhgdcvhjdchgfjvkgdhjkfhujdfhuieryfvbhvbnmfbuietfgjhcjhgfjhdfklsjcjvjfuruchjbhfhjcuvufhhchvjxksieuiubvhchxjzuisuhbhchshyeughvhxhsuru hhdhjdb
gv fhgbvhygngfdshjklvhfdkjghkjdhgjkfhbjkfvhjkbghfkjdghksflgujiofhuiofsghjklhfkjbghkfh
gfhgkflgjkfhgkjfhgirehuigfhrdkhjgkfhvncnioryoiyhgbnf
gfkhvfjdksahgirhgauiygtfkjgbvkcvhidoshgasdhjkvgfhjakdfghuirabnvkackjdhyguibjkfalruigahjkfahvjkl
deadlox
vampirer04
canal
kitkitty12
other Болталка people!
I once had a Fanpop friend. They found out I was thirteen and started Трофеи lock yelling at me and immediately unfriended me. Am I the only one that sees something wrong with this?
And tumblr is a million times worse. They actually think that thirteen год olds drink and party and talk about sex. Oh sure, sometimes on the bus kids randomly yell out a certain part of the male anatomy, but that's because we're immature middle schoolers. And I'll have Ты know NONE of my Друзья are overflowing with make up. And the only locker room video taken was somebody fully dressed and doing a cartwheel in an otherwise empty locker room.
And on Fridays some kids go play paintball. Not watch porn. Honestly. Maybe Ты just live in a shitty neighborhood.
And tumblr is a million times worse. They actually think that thirteen год olds drink and party and talk about sex. Oh sure, sometimes on the bus kids randomly yell out a certain part of the male anatomy, but that's because we're immature middle schoolers. And I'll have Ты know NONE of my Друзья are overflowing with make up. And the only locker room video taken was somebody fully dressed and doing a cartwheel in an otherwise empty locker room.
And on Fridays some kids go play paintball. Not watch porn. Honestly. Maybe Ты just live in a shitty neighborhood.
1. They feel happy and like nothing can take them down.
2. They start feeling depressed for no reason.
3. They feel like crying for a while.
4. They cry heavily and not knowing why their crying makes it worse.
5. They feel mad and feels like everyone should feel her wrath.
6. They feel so alone and unloved by everyone, some are driven to cut themselves.
7. They feel like only God understands them.
8. Their time of the месяц is over and they normal again.
This is what i went through, so i assume other girls do to.
2. They start feeling depressed for no reason.
3. They feel like crying for a while.
4. They cry heavily and not knowing why their crying makes it worse.
5. They feel mad and feels like everyone should feel her wrath.
6. They feel so alone and unloved by everyone, some are driven to cut themselves.
7. They feel like only God understands them.
8. Their time of the месяц is over and they normal again.
This is what i went through, so i assume other girls do to.
Trolls are the main cause of people wanting to leave websites. This is really PATHETIC. I have no knowledge of why these people do these things, или why people give into it... I wish trolls would get a life and live it instead of terrorizing other people and lowering their self esteem. If you're a troll and Ты think it's funny, think again. Trolling is only funny on Memes & Rage comics. Trolls are pointless.. They're just big bullies that don't give a flying squirrel's butt bout other people's feelings and lives. This might be redundant but I don't care. TROLLS, GET A LIFE AND STOP MESSING WITH OTHER'S LIVES, Ты SICK, SICK PEOPLE.
Ты have no place to tell ANYONE how to live, или what they are, или even if they annoy you. Stop making people feel like crap just because your life sucks, или because Ты think it's fun. Get out in the REAL world and do something about it.
Thank you.
"Haters Gonna Hate, Mah-Homies Gonna Love."
^^ Austin Mahone joke. :P
Ты have no place to tell ANYONE how to live, или what they are, или even if they annoy you. Stop making people feel like crap just because your life sucks, или because Ты think it's fun. Get out in the REAL world and do something about it.
Thank you.
"Haters Gonna Hate, Mah-Homies Gonna Love."
^^ Austin Mahone joke. :P
