Disclaimer: I didn't make any of these. Credit goes to their original creators.

1. Q. What did Бэтмен say to Robin before they got in the car?

A. Get in the car

2. A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink.

"Long day?" the bartender asks.

"No, all days are 24 hours long" the man replies, amazed at how uneducated the bartender is.

3. Q. What does an Eagle and a моль have in common?

A. They both live underground. Apart from the Eagle.

4. A утка walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The утка doesn't say anything because its a duck.

5. Q. What did the farmer say when he Остаться в живых his tractor?

A. Wheres my tractor?

6. A: Knock knock!

B: Come in.

7. Knock Knock
Who's there?
The police, your entire family died in a car accident.

8. Have Ты seen Stevie Wonder's new house?

No.

Well, it's really nice.

9. Ask me if I'm a tree.

Are Ты a tree?

No.

10. What do Ты call a man with no arms или legs on the doorstep?

Whatever his name happens to be.
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And that's all for now.