Disclaimer: I didn't make any of these. Credit goes to their original creators.
1. Q. What did Бэтмен say to Robin before they got in the car?
A. Get in the car
2. A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink.
"Long day?" the bartender asks.
"No, all days are 24 hours long" the man replies, amazed at how uneducated the bartender is.
3. Q. What does an Eagle and a моль have in common?
A. They both live underground. Apart from the Eagle.
4. A утка walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The утка doesn't say anything because its a duck.
5. Q. What did the farmer say when he Остаться в живых his tractor?
A. Wheres my tractor?
6. A: Knock knock!
B: Come in.
7. Knock Knock
Who's there?
The police, your entire family died in a car accident.
8. Have Ты seen Stevie Wonder's new house?
No.
Well, it's really nice.
9. Ask me if I'm a tree.
Are Ты a tree?
No.
10. What do Ты call a man with no arms или legs on the doorstep?
Whatever his name happens to be.
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And that's all for now.
1. Q. What did Бэтмен say to Robin before they got in the car?
A. Get in the car
2. A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink.
"Long day?" the bartender asks.
"No, all days are 24 hours long" the man replies, amazed at how uneducated the bartender is.
3. Q. What does an Eagle and a моль have in common?
A. They both live underground. Apart from the Eagle.
4. A утка walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The утка doesn't say anything because its a duck.
5. Q. What did the farmer say when he Остаться в живых his tractor?
A. Wheres my tractor?
6. A: Knock knock!
B: Come in.
7. Knock Knock
Who's there?
The police, your entire family died in a car accident.
8. Have Ты seen Stevie Wonder's new house?
No.
Well, it's really nice.
9. Ask me if I'm a tree.
Are Ты a tree?
No.
10. What do Ты call a man with no arms или legs on the doorstep?
Whatever his name happens to be.
_____________________________________________
And that's all for now.
Hey..
So,
Remember me? Of course Ты don't- this is a new account. *smacks self*
Anyway, I used to be LUV_4_BIEBER. *shudders* Remember me now? Still no? Okay..
ANYPENIS, I came back to this site a few nights назад and went "Damn I miss this place!" Of course probably NONE if the people I knew are still here, but who cares- I can make new friends!
(that was a completely failed attempt at being sociable)
So I was looking back at my old account and holy fucking dickface I was the biggest idiot ever. Just- wow. Firer me apologizes for past me's illiterate Письмо skills, mary-sueishess, and generally being an annoying twat >.<
I guess this is a welcome back post? еще like a "please dear god take me back" post :p
BUT HAY.
So,
Remember me? Of course Ты don't- this is a new account. *smacks self*
Anyway, I used to be LUV_4_BIEBER. *shudders* Remember me now? Still no? Okay..
ANYPENIS, I came back to this site a few nights назад and went "Damn I miss this place!" Of course probably NONE if the people I knew are still here, but who cares- I can make new friends!
(that was a completely failed attempt at being sociable)
So I was looking back at my old account and holy fucking dickface I was the biggest idiot ever. Just- wow. Firer me apologizes for past me's illiterate Письмо skills, mary-sueishess, and generally being an annoying twat >.<
I guess this is a welcome back post? еще like a "please dear god take me back" post :p
BUT HAY.
step 1.Go up to someone and ask there name
Step 2.Tell them that there name is ugly
step 3.Tell them they're рубашка looks like throw up
step 4.give them a hug
step 5:kick them in the shin
step 6:tell them Ты Любовь them
Step 7:kick them in the crotch или stumach
step 8.Say i Любовь Ты again
step 9:walk around them in circles Пение my butt smells like a tortia chachacha
step 10:say Ты hate them
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Step 2.Tell them that there name is ugly
step 3.Tell them they're рубашка looks like throw up
step 4.give them a hug
step 5:kick them in the shin
step 6:tell them Ты Любовь them
Step 7:kick them in the crotch или stumach
step 8.Say i Любовь Ты again
step 9:walk around them in circles Пение my butt smells like a tortia chachacha
step 10:say Ты hate them
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1 = Tap your pencil continuously on your стол письменный, стол или forehead.
2 = If Ты have long hair, flip it in someones face.
3 = Keep on shifting your chair.
4 = Keep on whispering Hi.
5 = Tell them after class "They know now". Trust me it scares them.
6 = Ask them where they live..
7 = Ask them if they watch America's Далее вверх Model every day.
8 = Ask them every день to sit Далее to them at lunch, but at lunch say Ты were just kidding.
9 = Have a sleepover with them and do nothing.
10 = Ask them if KFC serves пицца every Friday.
11 = Poke them in the back if they won't move.
12 = Say "I like your hair" in a creepy way.
13 = Ask them if they have ever been drunk.
14 = Ask if they are on Myspace. If they are, then say they have no life.
2 = If Ты have long hair, flip it in someones face.
3 = Keep on shifting your chair.
4 = Keep on whispering Hi.
5 = Tell them after class "They know now". Trust me it scares them.
6 = Ask them where they live..
7 = Ask them if they watch America's Далее вверх Model every day.
8 = Ask them every день to sit Далее to them at lunch, but at lunch say Ты were just kidding.
9 = Have a sleepover with them and do nothing.
10 = Ask them if KFC serves пицца every Friday.
11 = Poke them in the back if they won't move.
12 = Say "I like your hair" in a creepy way.
13 = Ask them if they have ever been drunk.
14 = Ask if they are on Myspace. If they are, then say they have no life.