Hot Шоколад has got to be one of the best things ever created. Опубликовано Больше года

19,000 Фаны on the Болталка Club! WOOOOO! XO Опубликовано Больше года

Dinner. Опубликовано Больше года

Ugh, I ate too much XT Опубликовано Больше года

арахис butter! Опубликовано Больше года

I had a really interesting conversation with my friend about my desktop wallpaper. :I
So perverted he is.~ Опубликовано Больше года

-_- okay, who freakin Опубликовано the miley pics??? Whoever did it: -_- not cool dude. Not. Cool. xD Опубликовано Больше года

Swa stickers Опубликовано Больше года

I like trains. Опубликовано Больше года

Don't Ты hate it when Ты desperately want to sleep the день away but Ты can't? Опубликовано Больше года

I am sad. Опубликовано Больше года

Cocaine. Опубликовано Больше года

Эй, if Ты want to learn how to make loud pops and bangs come here! link *note these are not REAL bombs Опубликовано Больше года

And he prays. Опубликовано Больше года

It would be so confusing if everyone had the same Иконка Опубликовано Больше года

Brother: "Are Ты watching chick flicks?"

Me: "Ya....so?"

Brother: "...alone....and on a weekend?"

Me: "...."

Brother: "...."

Me: "....wanna watch?"

Brother: "Popcorn?"

Me: "Sure." Опубликовано Больше года

Say goodbye Caroline Опубликовано Больше года

Illuminati или triangle? Опубликовано Больше года

I made a club for staplers. Would anyone like to Присоединиться my stapler lover army? Опубликовано Больше года

Had to get my Собаки to глотать, ласточка flea medicine today. One of them managed to spit it out into the trash can XD Опубликовано Больше года

My neighbors are playing obnoxiously loud music. I can hear it even if I close all the windows and doors of my house. Опубликовано Больше года

I am the leader of the COOKIE REBELLION! FREE COOKIES!!! Опубликовано Больше года

Cupcake! Опубликовано Больше года

Got my die-hard medal YaY! Опубликовано Больше года

Wanna make a contract? Опубликовано Больше года

Got to watch Howl's Moving замок twice today.

Today was a good day. Опубликовано Больше года

Omfg my mom сказал(-а) she would accept me for me (kinda like the story underneath me) and when I told her im bi sexual she judged me ;-; Опубликовано Больше года

My dad when I was 14: Just be yourself! People will accept Ты for who Ты are, and if they don't, piss on 'em!

My dad now: You're not the sweet little girl I know anymore. You've changed so much, and it's obviously in an attempt to fit in. Ты need to knock it off!

Me: No, what's funny is I've always been like this, but I didn't Показать my true Цвета around Ты because I thought you'd judge even when Ты сказал(-а) Ты wouldn't. Thanks for proving me right. Опубликовано Больше года

Dang I swear my Собаки shed their weight in hair each day!! Опубликовано Больше года

Escort missions can be totally annoying if Ты have to escort a character who will purposely get into trouble and scream for Ты to save them. :I Опубликовано Больше года

Got my dedicated! Опубликовано Больше года

Do рыба dream? Опубликовано Больше года

BEST THING IN EXISTENCE

link Опубликовано Больше года

am I the only person who compares them self to like literally EVERYONE and think they look fine heck I would Любовь to be someone else but when I look at myself it seems everyone is better then me ;-; Опубликовано Больше года

селезень, дрейк the type of nigga to cry over spilled milk.

селезень, дрейк is also the type of nigga to refuse to use hand sanitizer because he'd feel guilty about killing germs.

One еще thing...

селезень, дрейк is the type of nigga to carry a napkin in his pocket to catch his teardrops after Wayne fucks his bitch.

селезень, дрейк is a soft жопа, попка nigga...we get it. Опубликовано Больше года

I just got a new щенок a few says ago!! His name is Champ....short foooooorrrrr CHAMPION!!! Опубликовано Больше года

Okay, So why was Sally the белка lesbian? Because she didn't like nuts :D! (Guys I worked hard on this shit. Cut me some slack) Опубликовано Больше года

Last night I had a dream that was a combination of Hannibal (the TV show), Grimm (likewise) and Harry Potter, and also it had talking animals. o_O
It was actually pretty cool. Опубликовано Больше года

my dog is snoring! Опубликовано Больше года

~~~EID MUBARIK~~~ to all the muslims here
may u have an awesome день Опубликовано Больше года

Die Potato! Опубликовано Больше года

"If being half was crime,you'd be charged as guilty." Опубликовано Больше года

Heyyyyyyyyyy
People(s)
Not to looong ago
I got back
From a fashion show
Are team didn't win
but I think we did
AWESOME!! ^-^
Idk why I am telling
U guys this
just bored I guess lol. Опубликовано Больше года

I hate waking in a rom with n awesome idea but when I enter the room I forget so people just looking at Ты like 'wtf' Опубликовано Больше года

I'm everything Ты know
Ты wonder friend или foe
I'm the burning in your
throat when Ты глотать, ласточка Опубликовано Больше года

Have Ты any idea why a raven is like a Письмо desk? Опубликовано Больше года

Bat's not a real superhero,he enters places through doors when fighting crime! Опубликовано Больше года

Is it bad I don't like probably about 70 percent of people on the internet ? (not just on this site but in general) and I don't know them personally..... Опубликовано Больше года

"If Ты are what Ты eat, I could be Ты by morning." Опубликовано Больше года

Who even is the founder of this club Опубликовано Больше года

Brother: "What's the worst joke you've ever heard?"

Me: "You."

Brother: "..." Опубликовано Больше года

In less than five minutes, we'll reach the optimal altitude for ракета deployment. Uroboros will be released into the atmosphere, ensuring complete global masturbation. Опубликовано Больше года

omfg i wrote a whole Статья on raging butt sex and emailed it to a Болталка chick XD Опубликовано Больше года

heyo got a 100 fans:) Опубликовано Больше года

So i went to the яблоко store to buy the newest ipad but i farted and everyone got pissed.Not my fault яблоко dosen´t have windows. Опубликовано Больше года

WAFFLES! Опубликовано Больше года

"Misery goes great with pie!" Опубликовано Больше года

"I'd drown him with my soaker gun
Glue him to a chair
Stick a dead skunk in his pocket
I'd knock him off his feet with a Judo sweep-
Blast him into Космос on a rocket!
I'd send him to his doom-
If a monster came in my room!" Опубликовано Больше года

GET TO WORK сука Опубликовано Больше года

Boop bwoop bloop Опубликовано Больше года

HURRAY FOR SQUID PORN Опубликовано Больше года

Mcdonalds employee: "How may I help you?"

Me: "I'd like 30 MCchickens please."

Everyone: O_O Опубликовано Больше года

BENCHES! Опубликовано Больше года

I have a cut on my arm and I don't know where it came from! ;A; Опубликовано Больше года

Two Cigarettes in an ashtray
My Любовь and I in a small cafe
Then a stranger came along
And everything went wrong
Now there's Three Cigarettes in the ashtray

I watched her take him from me
And his love, is no longer my own
Now they are gone
And I sit alone
And watch one cigarette burn away. Опубликовано Больше года

A girl with a broken heart, call her селезень, дрейк Опубликовано Больше года

That moment when Ты lose your phone...

WTF!!!! Where did I put it!!!!

2 days later Ты find it and u realized it was in the same spot Ты left it. Опубликовано Больше года

"RAGGLE FRAGGLE!" Опубликовано Больше года

Apparently it's bad of me to want to pour salt on a slug, but it's okay for my mom to want to exterminate an entire ant colony to turn their Главная into a chandelier. Опубликовано Больше года

Ah, Ты think the hotdog is your ally. You've merely adapted the the hotdog. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't see the Mustard until I was a man and by then it was only tasty! Опубликовано Больше года

Come on, shoot faster,
Just a little bit of energy!
I wanna try something fun right now,
I guess some people call it anarchy!

Let's blow this city to ashes,
And see what Pow-Pow thinks.
It's such pathetic neatness,
But not for long 'cause it'll get jinxed! Опубликовано Больше года

We're a bunch of strangers sitting in front of a Болталка screen.

Wait,I'm laying down... Опубликовано Больше года

I think that a lot of people shouldn't judge others by how they look,dress and speak. They also shouldn't judge them for their race and/or sexual orientation. Also,what they like или dislike. Опубликовано Больше года

Never make fun of someone, just because they like something Ты don't.
Believe it ir not, people have feelings.
And, what kind of cruel human being, should actually feel the need to strip someone of their happiness?
No one.
Don't do that shit. Опубликовано Больше года

I write here Опубликовано Больше года

Faninig Опубликовано Больше года

Hello? Опубликовано Больше года

No Опубликовано Больше года

Is it alive Опубликовано Больше года

Болталка Стена Опубликовано Больше года

So Опубликовано Больше года

Captain Planet! He's our hero! Gonna take pollution down to zero! Опубликовано Больше года

And when the день is through
I think of only you
I sit alone and dream
And think of things we didn't do
Now I am all alone-
And as the teardrops start
I feel the fingerprints that Ты left on my heart. Опубликовано Больше года

gurl stops meking out n asks boi to get poptartz he dus.
логово, ден gurl teks deep breff. логово, ден gurl sais “bf i am pregnent will u stay ma bf” n he seys “no”.
gurl iz hertbrokn. </////3
gurl criez n runz awaii from boi wiffout eatin poptart n she has low blood suga so she fols.
boi runs ova 2 her.
she ded.</33333333
boi crie “i sed i no b ur bf…cus i wona b ur husband!”
he screems n frows poptart @ wol…a bootiful diomond ring wus insyd.
***LIK DIS IF U CRY EVRYTIM*** Опубликовано Больше года

The less we know, the better we feel. Опубликовано Больше года

When my Избранное tv Показать character dies first, I am sad. Далее I'm angry. After that I get depressed. And sometimes I just give up on the show. Опубликовано Больше года

It's official: I know how to be Sherlock Holmes! link
Now all I need is an only friend and an enemy. Who wants to be my friend and who wants to be my worst enemy? Опубликовано Больше года

On Youtube people keep saying I got nice feet ....if anyone else says that I swear to fucking god im gonna fuck them up Опубликовано Больше года

to my 108 Фаны i Любовь Ты all! Опубликовано Больше года

I was watching this tv Показать called the monsters inside me and I found out that there is a flesh eating parasite that enters the body through uncooked или underdone fish. Then I was like "I am never eating sushi again" Опубликовано Больше года

You thought Ты might be a ghost, Ты didn't get to heaven but Ты made it close.~ Опубликовано Больше года

she moves like she don't care
smooth as silk, cool as air ~ Опубликовано Больше года

People what about Еда chain?..... Pass the Стена chain

пицца Опубликовано Больше года

Ok, I have a question. So, Далее Friday at school we're doing flashback Friday. Where we have back into the past. I'm gonna be a hippy in the 70s xD anyway, I'm afraid that when I come to school, I'll be the only one dressed up. So, should I still dress up??? Idk, plz help...? Опубликовано Больше года

That day,mankind remember the horror of being....turned into cheetos!
Everybody eat now! Опубликовано Больше года

My brother was...a toddler..and a brat. And one день he comes Главная laaazier than usual. Mommy gets the яблоко сок to feed him. He doesnt want that. Not. One. Bit. SO..me watching, he spills the сок on her, screaming while he does it. He turns to me, and he says "Wheres my Cheerios?" He comes at me with the cup. "Wheres my Cheerios?" Sticks a bowl in my hands, aaaaand.... "Wheres my Cheerios?" Опубликовано Больше года

A gurl was walkin2 skewl wit her bf n they were crossin da rode, she sed “bbz will u luv me 4evr” he сказал(-а) “NO..”“ da gurl cryed N ran across da rode b4 da green man came on the sine 2 пересекать, крест da rode. she gut hit by da car, boy was cryin and went to pic up her body. she was ded. he whispered 2 her corpse “I ment 2 sey i will luv u FIVE-ever…” (dat mean he luv her еще логово, ден 4evr) xxx~ LIK DIS IF U CRAI EVERTIM Опубликовано Больше года

"The Boulder feels conflicted about fighting a young,blind girl." Опубликовано Больше года

Hi!! there nice to meet u *everyone* Опубликовано Больше года

Hello! First of all I just wanna Реклама a new club which is "darkshipping" (Yami Bakura/Yami Yugi). Don't ask why, it's probably just a phase... Опубликовано Больше года