"Image uploads have been temporarily disabled while we upgrade our image servers. Normal image server operations should resume before Tuesday, March 21." Darn, just when things were getting active right here. Idk, I think it would of been better if they did it during the weekdays. Don't people spend еще time online on weekends? Seems like unfortunate timing, idk.
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Teacher: What do Ты do after school? 1st Student: I go and buy weed from Yakobo ..2nd Student: I always go and buy cigarettes from Yakobo. 3rd Student: I go and buy cocaine from Yakobo. 4th Student: I always stay at Главная and do my homework. Teacher: Ты are a great student, I hereby appoint Ты as the class monitor. Ты are a good example to other students. What's your name? 4th Student: Yakobo
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A man receives a phone call from his doctor. The doctor says, "I have some good news and some bad news." The man says, "OK, give me the good news first." The doctor says, "The good news is, Ты have 24 hours to live." The man replies, "Oh no! If that's the good news, then what's the bad news?" The doctor says, "The bad news is, I forgot to call Ты yesterday."
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I like having Regina as my Иконка because when I leave dumb Комментарии I can picture her saying them and it provides me with entertainment.
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Idk why people use their memory as a way to prove something sucks или whatever because they forgot it. I mean, I forget what I did yesterday and I'm pretty sure my день didn't suck. I forget parts from amazing / good movies, yet I can remember some of the stupid stuff in The Room. Forgetting something in a movie или whatever is not good evidence that it sucked, yet some people act like it is. (No real reason for this rambling :P)
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I agree. It is nice to see someone bringing it up. Most people tend to focus on the negative aspects rather than the positive ones no matter the contrast between them. For some reason, the first always seem easier to remember !!!!Больше года
I was offered sex with a 21 год old girl today. In exchange, I was supposed to Реклама some kind of bathroom cleaner. Of course I declined, because I am a person with high moral standards and strong willpower. Just as strong as Ajax, the super strong bathroom cleaner. Nowavailable with scented лимон или vanilla.
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I listen to Jungleterror, grime, bassline, big room house, hardstyle, progressive house, some UK hip-hop artists, some Southern hip-hop artists (not counting the mumble rappers), some contemporary pop, future house, ghetto mainstream (a new Музыка genre founded by Ibranovski but I think it's just бас, бас-гитара house), future hard house, future bass, trap, UK garage, etc.Больше года
Then I watch Pokémon, Regular Show, Azumanga Daioh, Loonatics Unleashed, Static Shock, some documentaries on Holland and Surinam, etc. Then I listen to Far East Movement as well.Больше года
Now is probably the best time to have a porn addiction. Like, it's really hard to break, but at least Ты aren't having to pay for that shit.
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A cockroach's last word to Andrew: 'Go ahead, kill me coward. Ты are just jealous i make your wife scream еще than Ты do when i climb her'
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My girlfriend broke up with me. She thinks that I'm childish. So, I calmed down. Took a deep breath. Went to her house. Rang the doorbell and then ran away.
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I asked an old man, "Even after 95 years, Ты still call your wife 'Darling', 'Honey', 'Love'. What's the secret?" . OLD MAN: "I forgot her name 10 years назад and I'm scared to ask her"
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"Can't stop smiling" got locked out of my account for almost a week, just now all that sudden I remembered it and started jumping up and down. YES.. I finally remembered and now I'm back
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Watching it, its okay xD I remember these акула facts from the Показать lol. It's educational and Ты learn about sharks. Although, Kenny isn't exactly super likeable looking at it as an adult...xDБольше года
I hate guys who Входящие girls, asking for their numbers. Ladies, if Ты agree with me, Входящие me with your numbers so we can discuss this matter in еще detail.!!
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Here's my thing about gender identity. I really don't give a fuck about your gender. I will call Ты by gender neutral pronouns and Ты can go and have fun identifying as whatever the fuck Ты want. Call me transphobic, but I don't worry about what doesn't effect me.
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I bet Ты $ 13456324567 dollars Ты didn't read that number. Ты just skipped right over it. Ты didn't even realize I put a letter in it. No I didn't but Ты went back and looked.
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I was in a cab today and the cab driver said, "I Любовь my job, I'm my own boss. Nobody tells me what to do..." Then I said, "turn Left"
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Alright fellow members. PAY ATTENTION! Since the technique of Multiple Answer Posting is on high demand, after a bit of thinking, I decided to share the secret with everyone. Honestly, it is pretty simple. The way of doing that was right under your noses all this time. Just see this instruction video and Ты will understand. Honestly, for some reason it is terribly unpopular despite working. Anyway, here Ты go !!!!
Plus, I had been waiting to use that infamous meme prank for a long time so don't judge me. EgoMouse: Yep. I even placed it in my избранное playlist just for these kind of purposes. I want to be prepared for similar situations !!!!Больше года
Wife: Can Ты help me in the gardening ? Husband: What do Ты think I am...a gardener ? Wife: Can Ты fix the door handle ? Husband: What do Ты think I am... a Carpenter ? In the evening, when husband came from work, he saw everything has been fixed. Husband: Who did all this ? Wife: Our neighbour. But he gave me 2 options..... Either I should give him a burger или a kiss. Husband: I am sure Ты must have дана him a burger. Wife: What do Ты think I am.......McDonalds ?!!
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Attention please: Today is March 06, 2017 03 + 06 + 17 = 26 Its the 21st century: 21 x 26 = 546 Now we add the two Numbers: 546 + 2017 = 2563 As Ты can see this number has no meaning at all. Thanks for your attention.
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The other день i saw two blind people fighting, I shouted "i'm supporting the one with the knife" ...You must have seen how fast they both ran away.
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Erm, if Ты mean in a romantic way, no. Different species, won't work out. But Любовь as in Любовь to draw em, sure. The еще complex, the better.Больше года
I think I know why I like relating myself and other people I care about to fictional characters. It's like whenever I see the characters that cause these realizations to come up. It just reminds me of how awesome the people I care about are. There's also profiling and understanding people but I gotta say I do it for the other reason just as well.
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^Ya. In life there's always patterns. One of my hobbies is to simply decode them. What are the correlations? Why do we do the things we do? What makes us the way we are?Больше года
Yesterday I gave up my сиденье, место, сиденья on the bus for a blind person. Today, I Остаться в живых my job as a bus driver...... This world is too cruel for the kind hearted.
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1. I got a dig bick 2. Ты that read wrong 3. Ты read that wrong too 4. Ты checked 5. Ты smiled 7. Ты are wondering why you're still this Чтение this bs 8. Ты saw that mistake... right? (On 7) 10. But did Ты see that I skipped 6? 10. Ты checked 11. And saw Ты that I doubled 10 and skipped 9 12. I сказал(-а) saw you, not Ты saw 13. I also skipped 2 14. Ты got tricked 15. I'm just wasting your time
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I hate it when girls on Fanpop ask me to be their boyfriend. One reason is because I don't want an online relationship in the first place. And the секунда reason is because I have to go through the awkwardness of rejecting them and telling them that I'm gay. Yesterday I had to do it for the секунда time this week. >~<'
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For some reason, gay guys are asked out by girls frequently. I can't understand this phenomenon, but it just happens. This seems to unaffect bisexual men.Больше года
Awkward indeed. It is mostly coming from pre-teens who are really looking вперед to having a relationship. They see it as a game. It is not like it can affect them offline. I had a similar experience on Facebook. Just saying hi, asking how are you, giving Ты a compliment and when Ты respond, BAAAM! Ты have been declared as her boyfriend !!!!Больше года
A man was so jealous of his newly born baby that he put poison on the wife's nipples while she was asleep. The Далее день their driver died of poisoning.
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A rapist entered a bedroom, tied up the husband and wife, kissed the wife's ear and went to the bathroom... The husband сказал(-а) to the wife "satisfy him или he will kill us, be strong. I Любовь you" Wife сказал(-а) "he didn't Kiss me, he whispered in my ear that he is gay, he needs vaseline and I told him it's in the bathroom. So be strong, I Любовь Ты too......!!!
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It's good to be adventurous, but don't be too adventurous with new foods. Ты might just end up with and have a bowl of рис, райс noodles with tofu, chicken, octopus, corn, broccoli, and a MOUNTAIN of rosemary, other herbs, and Болталка seasonings and spices....Don't be adventurous like me.
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Idk but when I play as certain characters in some video games. I give no fucks at all. 1v5 Okay. 1v5 with turrets with dangerous hazard Okay. I am pretty much yippee ki yay mother fucker all over people man. I am worse at nighttime but goddamn it is SOOOOO liberating nott o give a fuck. It's therapeutic.
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OMG! My mom just told me that on 2/28/17 i have to get my вверх braces! I thought i would get them past March, but i was W R O N G! Idk how it is like to have braces, but from what my friend told me, she сказал(-а) it will hurt like a toothace, but throughout my whole mouth. I now dont know if im exsited to get them или not.
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I stopped using my social media accounts all of the sudden as soon as my dad added me, then started monitoring me.. Coincidence? Sure!!
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I don't particularly know why, maybe because I was in a pensive mood, but while I was showering I had the sudden urge to self-improve my person. I want to develop еще healthier habits, and start exercising regularly. I want to better express my emotions, and not really become еще social, but improve my social skills или at least better understand people. Some of things I want to do I can't until I'm older and have a car and permit, but in the future I want to work a part time job-
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and just be еще self sufficient. I want to be еще knowledgeable about the world and myself, I'm going to try to start keeping a journal, but I usually become depressed when I try.. Maybe it's just me being a teenager, but I want to try changing and sticking with it. или maybe this feeling will fade by tomorrow and I'll be back to me moody, isolated, anxious self. I wish this feeling turns into a permanent mindset however it's certainly a better feeling to have then feeling total soul-crushing paralyzing fear and anxiousness each blasted ticking second.Больше года
Oh, the feels... I can understand that. It is the moment where a flash of inspiration rushes through you. Whenever I let myself relax I tend to make similar self-improving thoughts. I don't believe that this feeling can fade away. Rather, it stays locked up inside you, waiting to be released the Далее time Ты let yourself free. Ты can stick with it but it will require determination или Ты will just keep repeating yourself !!!!Больше года
Semester starts tomorrow - if I was a good student, I'd block Fanpop for a few months, the fantastic time-wasting and procrastination-enabling mechanism that it is. Not gonna happen though. What even is Fanpop if it's not for wasting time and avoiding responsibilities?
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awesome. Good to know. @blind: Kevin, dude. long time. Good to see ya around. @8thegreat: Hannah, Ты are as awesome as ever, I see. Любовь your humor. Anyways, feeling nostalgic.Больше года
I guess, it mostly depends on the person. If Ты are lucky enough, Ты might discover new, interesting and quite useful things but if Ты are not, Ты might fall into a dark, sick and depraved world which can leave Ты emotionally scarred !!!!Больше года
I wouldn't want to live in it. I rather study from the outside. If by some chance сказал(-а) person is really fucked up do Ты really want to live in it?Больше года
I just discovered what I sound like with helium. I cracked myself up. I have a naturally deep voice, (not deep enough to pass for a man), and I sound like a бас, бас-гитара бурундук или something.
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hello humans i am back after many years off is anyone interested enough to tell me what changed in here i can see new things and stuff
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Welcome back fellow. Well, there are a few changes like the chat box, еще options when it comes to customization of a club and your Профиль as well having Золото to do the latter. It will increase as Ты make еще contributions !!!!Больше года
I don't find it disturbing. I didn't think it was a Любовь letter, though, just a Список of reasons why Ты like a certain character from a show.Больше года
Not at all. It was a simple and cute explanation of why Ты like her. It was fitting for Ты to express that Любовь on that specific день !!!!Больше года
"a comment was made to the answer: " .....Maybe Fanpop should provide the link under the word "comment" instead of the answer, because it's stupid seeing an update for a response under an "empty" answer that Ты can't click on.
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I swear to god people do not understand the concept of debating. Debating does not equal an argument. Debating is a discussion and a generally respectful discussion. Phrases like "I know what I am talking about" have no place. If we're arguing. Okay whatever it's an argument it isn't supposed to be nice. But if Ты enter a Дебаты with me and use such a phrase and/or Ты do not respect other people's opinions if they never attacked Ты verbally. I do not have respect for you.
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I am going to stop having debates with a large majority of people because do not know how to approach them. If Ты truly want me to see your side. Respect mine and I'll take your side under consideration if Ты approach it a reasonable way.Больше года
I see this kind of thing everywhere. Some people just don't wanna hear other people's opinions, they just want to shout their opinions to Ты until Ты change your mind. Which obviously does not work...not to mention it is super disrespectful as well and it gets nobody nowhere. I like having good debates. I wish I had the opportunity to have more.Больше года
Agreed though. Like feel free to Дебаты me on anything. Just be respectful. Attack the points not the person. And be open minded and willing to see it from the other person's side. Also bs willing to admit you're wrong. It's okay to be wrong sometimes. You're not gullible for changing your opinion, you've simply gained new insight.Больше года
That's why the human race is as dumb as it is... no-one in the world wants to acknowledge shit, they just want to argue about how everyone else is wrong and be an egomaniac. To be honest, real debating is rare these days.Больше года
World: Grow up and be an adult! Me: *sits in Hello Kitty PJs on a постель, кровати overflowing with stuffed animals, playing Animal Crossing* No thanks.
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