"Help! These aren't my legs!!!!"
Hehehe.... Run! Run! A purple rumbling пылесос, гувер flyer is after Ты Опубликовано Больше года

I seriously think I need to make an Статья saying that "100 things X does или Y does" are opinions and not facts. Everyone seem to think everything is set in stone. If Ты are an Аниме Фан Ты can't like western media или if Ты like sports Ты can't like anything that's not sports. или a tomboy has this one way of thinking and nothing else. Alot of people don't understand everyone is different and won't react или interact with the same things in the same way at the same time. Опубликовано Больше года

Take your dual fork

Fuck yourself twice Опубликовано Больше года

Guy 1: Let's play "I spy".
Guy 2: OK.
Guy 1: I spy something annoying.
Guy 2: Um, my penis?
Guy 1: No, Justin Bieber.
Guy 2: WTF?! JB is not that annoying! Опубликовано Больше года

Pretending to care about a teachers personal life just to waste time in class. Опубликовано Больше года

I think my mind is telling me something.

All last night. I had a continuous dream of me eating tuna рыба and nothing else. Just сэндвич, бутерброд after сэндвич, бутерброд after sandwich. Опубликовано Больше года

KEITH IS 15 минуты AWAY FROM ME Опубликовано Больше года

Me: *over text message* Эй, what r u bringing Главная to eat?
My aunt: Sonic
Me: *in my head* She's bringing me a speedy blue hedgehog to eat? O_O

XD thought it was funny to share this Опубликовано Больше года

˝Subtle racism
It's hard to pin it, cause you'd only understand if Ты were me for just a minute.
This one kid сказал(-а) something that was really bad,
He сказал(-а) I wasn't really black because I had a dad.
I think that's kinda sad, mostly cause a lot of black kids think they should agree with that.˝ Опубликовано Больше года

"omgg modern warfare 4 lyfeee<3 lolz wait how do Ты even do this? oh no i think i just died LOL cutee. omgg im soo sexy cuz i play video games that boyzz lyke loll im like the kewlest gurl evarr"

Can I just say that anyone who types/talks that way shouldn't talk with me? The секунда someone does that. I will flip off the handle with them. And especially if they talk that way about things I like?

link Опубликовано Больше года

poop Опубликовано Больше года

"Make my wish come true, let darkness slip aside
Hiding all our hope, mocking what we treasure
Battles we can win, if we believe our souls
Hang in for the light, till dawn
Fate will not leave you, hate will not heal you
Pray and one day, peace shall flow everywhere~" Опубликовано Больше года

Are we humans... или are we dancers? Опубликовано Больше года

"And I don't want the world to see me, 'cause I don't think that they'll understand....When everything's made to be broken, I just want Ты to know who I am..." ♪♫ Опубликовано Больше года

A Good Museum Is A Museum Who Gives Ты A Skeleton Of Динозавры Опубликовано Больше года

Here's the massacre.
A mausoleum fit for me.
Lived a hundred years....
A hundred years I didn't see...
Gave all my hope away....
Is there any left for me? Опубликовано Больше года

I wish I was famous for Пение :3 Опубликовано Больше года

it's NOT a hipster pic, it's a picture of RAIN because the poem on it is 1 i wrote called IT DOES RAIN u IDIOTS! Опубликовано Больше года

Болталка lady I don't know called me on the phone and started talking to me in Italian. I understood everything she сказал(-а) and replied to her in French. And so we talked...

Win. Опубликовано Больше года

I am busy, still so bored. Опубликовано Больше года

Big рыба little рыба card board box ! ت Опубликовано Больше года

iPhone Battery: 100%
Me: :DDDD
*1 минута later*
iPhone battery: 99%
Me: The feelings gone... Опубликовано Больше года

ت Опубликовано Больше года

Stretching.

Oh....ohh.....ohhh........ohhh yaaaaaaaoooooowwww!!! IT HURTS!!!!! Опубликовано Больше года

It's my birthday today! Hope everyone has a nice day. ^^ Опубликовано Больше года

the banner is bloody awesome :D Опубликовано Больше года

how badass are we? Think about it! Every single night, we go to bed's, make ourselves comfortable, and say...

"Fuck Ты consciousness. I'm going to sleep."

....

....

Brain: "Think again sucker." Опубликовано Больше года

How to tell if Ты are too addicted to soda.

Red, White, and Blue.

Now if Ты thought of a Pepsi, I have some bad news for you. Опубликовано Больше года

So I just came back from seeing Twlight Breaking Dawn part 2, that movie is epic. It's so good it's up there with Harry Potter, I think everyone here should go see it, even if your NOT a fan. I wasn't a Фан of Twlight until right now. I watched the other Фильмы of Twlight for the hell of it the other day. Those Фильмы didn't really get me into Twlight until I seen Breaking Dawn part 2. Wooo! I'm a now a Twlight Fan, a very late one. xD Опубликовано Больше года

3 еще days. Опубликовано Больше года

My little sisters won't stop trying to use my mum's old saxaphone. Oh my freaking gosh, WHY DO THEY LIKE THAT FREAKING SAXAPHONE SO MUCH?! GUUUUUUHHH!! Опубликовано Больше года

Why am I naming Болталка indie games? :P Опубликовано Больше года

Cave Story Опубликовано Больше года

LIMBO Опубликовано Больше года

замок Crashers Опубликовано Больше года

Dear Esther Опубликовано Больше года

Super Meat Boy Опубликовано Больше года

Why am I naming Болталка indie games? Опубликовано Больше года

The World of Goo Опубликовано Больше года

Minecraft (Майнкрафт) Опубликовано Больше года

Hotline Miami Опубликовано Больше года

Terraria Опубликовано Больше года

Fez Опубликовано Больше года

The Binding of Isaac Опубликовано Больше года

My neighbour called the cops because I had Metallica on too loud.

They arrested him. Опубликовано Больше года

Sometimes, it is necessary. My neighbors were playing some horrible Музыка that was almost loud enough to shake our house. We fought огонь with fire. We played DBZ, Bleach, and FMA Музыка as loud as we possibly could. We prevailed and proceeded to play this...

link Опубликовано Больше года

People,
I'm really sorry about that Тест Вопрос I submitted. It was just supposed to be a joke! I'm sorry if it caused Ты any inconvenience!
~Blondie Опубликовано Больше года

There are those times I just want to go back to the past and kick the жопа, попка of my younger self for all the stupid things I've done when I was younger. Опубликовано Больше года

"Being good is good." ~Lee Everett 2012 Опубликовано Больше года

They say that your father was a great Ты must be what's left need to stop hating on gays let'em teach Ты how to dress Опубликовано Больше года

I've got a jar of dirt!
I've got a jar of dirt!
I've got a jar of dirt!
and guess what's inside it! Опубликовано Больше года

I don't think anyone will care but I got my dedicated metal for this club! :D

.....Yeah no one probably cares.... Опубликовано Больше года

I was chilling in my room, all alone, или so I thought. I suddenly felt strange and looked over to see my cat staring at me with this weird smile-like expression.

"Stop looking at me like that.......smug bastard...." Опубликовано Больше года

No matter what Ты say
What Ты do
What Ты say isn't true
I'm not taking orders from Ты Опубликовано Больше года

"We can change the whole world,
Gonna take it over,
Gonna start it over,

Don't Ты we can be a new beginning,
Fighting till we're winning,
Tell me that you're in,
And don't Ты want to be

A superhero,
Superhero,
Superhero?"

Simon Curtis - Superhero Опубликовано Больше года

Happy Thanksgiving to everyone! :) Опубликовано Больше года

Who wants to eat my wiener? Опубликовано Больше года

I just made a new club called Miabear1998 and Ya'll are free to Присоединиться if Ты want to know me better. Thanx. Опубликовано Больше года

for anyone that's interested...Rise of the Guardians, deserves еще fan's than what it's got

link Опубликовано Больше года

HEY, GUYS!!!!! HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!!<333 Опубликовано Больше года

Happy Thanksgiving everybody!!

Well unless you're Canadian, then Happy Late Thanksgiving! Опубликовано Больше года

!!!!! Happy Thanksgiving Everyone !!!!! Опубликовано Больше года

yeralayer Опубликовано Больше года

Me: *Searches Bart and Jaime pictures on Google* There has GOT to be some good bromance pictures here....*Search results Показать up* HOLY CRAP THAT IS NOT WHAT I MEAAAANNNTTT!! NO SHIPITY-SHIP-SHIP!!*Exits window*
(Shipity-ship-ship? XD) Опубликовано Больше года

Puff the magic dragon, lived by the sea~ Опубликовано Больше года

The Most Awkward Moment Of My Life Is When I Was On School Опубликовано Больше года

Got back from thanksgiving dinner.

Mashed potatoes.
Mac and cheese.
Green фасоль, бин casserole.
Some red stuff they "claimed" was клюква sauce.
Stuffing.
еще stuffing
тыква pie
Turkey
Ham
подливка, соус (Duh)
тыква bread
Шоколад pie
LARGE tub of cool whip (That came after the dinner. ALL MINE!)
Oh, and some other pies that I didn't like....

And now, I'm sitting here, 90 lbs heavier, drinking soda. Nearly perfect day, except I had to interact with people...... Опубликовано Больше года

That awkward moment when someone misunderstands the word "Bromance"..... Опубликовано Больше года

link

put beccyieblade as who refered Ты Опубликовано Больше года

I will grab Ты by the neck, throw Ты on the ground, hold Ты down with needles, and SPIT IN YOUR NOSE! Опубликовано Больше года

yee-haw! accordint to my friend, this week has officially been declared Болталка week! so everyone go wild with your Болталка postings!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Опубликовано Больше года

My little cousin is worrying me. I mean,he called me and my friend dumb for not liking gangnam style,then he сказал(-а) that we have opinions,and that in his opinion is that it is the best. If we both have different opinions,then why the hell did Ты call us dumb!? ._. Опубликовано Больше года

Every Thanksgiving.

Me: "Ugh....man, I'm just not that hungry...." *Eats 1 helping.*

*Pies come.*

Me: *Takes a whole one and runs.* Опубликовано Больше года

The Only One Way To Become Gay Is Think Gay And Ты Must Любовь It Опубликовано Больше года

IF Ты WANNA BE MY LOVER
Ты GOTTA GET WITH MY FRIENDS
MAKE IT LAST FOREVER
FRIENDSHIP NEVER EEENNNNNNNDSSSS
IF Ты WANNA BE MY LOVER
Ты HAVE GOT TO GIVE
TAKING IS TOO EASY
BUT THAT'S THE WAY IT ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
OOHHHHHHHHHHH Опубликовано Больше года

Me: *sat on the toilet*
*gets a text*
Friend: what Ты up to?
Me: watching tv.
HAHAHAHAHA LIES Опубликовано Больше года

There is actually a word in Japanese for "Bloody Bowel Discharge."???????

I must check this..... Опубликовано Больше года

come at me bro Опубликовано Больше года

it is truly startling how good previously sandwiched onions taste on chips....... Опубликовано Больше года

Did ya know how wide u can open ur mouth is the same length as ur ear and if it aint true on u u just aint normal! Опубликовано Больше года

All around me are familiar faces
Worn out places,
worn out faces
Bright and early for the daily races
Going nowhere, going nowhere
Their tears are filling up their glasses
No expression,
no expression
Hide my head I wanna drown my sorrow
No tomorrow, no tomorrow

-Mad World (Gary Jules) Опубликовано Больше года

Honestly I am kinda sick of Fanpop being primarily female dominated. (No offense to alot of you) But there's simply not enough for a guy to do and Fanpop boring already. Plus I find it highly annoying when some fangirls act like they own the place (Questions,forum,etc)

I got used to this status quo for the longest but now I am just sick and tired of it. Опубликовано Больше года

I really hate it when I'm somewhere like the grocery store and someone comes up to me and is all like "Hey! What are Ты doing here?"

And I just go...
"What
Dahell
does
it
look like
I'm doing
here..........?" Опубликовано Больше года

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Happy International Men's Day! Опубликовано Больше года

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Опубликовано Больше года

Im not joking Присоединиться my club, SkyDekeres700 Опубликовано Больше года

*Doing a report, when suddenly.*

Alexander the Great: "Diogenes, can I do anything for you?"

Diogenes: "Ya, Переместить over, you're blocking my view."

Me: "Please pour cold water over the burned area." Опубликовано Больше года

why is life such a roller coaster? and why is there so much down and so little up? :\ Опубликовано Больше года

Someone doesn't reply

Paranoia: You're annoying them, they hate you, stop talking to them Ты obsessive idiot

This is me. Without a doubt.↑ Опубликовано Больше года

can Ты guys answer this question? link Опубликовано Больше года

WHAT DID Ты DO TO PANDA!? Опубликовано Больше года

Эй, a normal Фан of MLP:FiM (although not a brony, just a fan) here to tell Ты that not all who watch the Показать are annoying fucks who shove it on people's face *ahem*MissMichele*ahem* Опубликовано Больше года

swiffer: crayons!!! крыса : soda cans!!! swiffer : bb!!! bbd : what the @%$#!? Опубликовано Больше года

Ты see,that moment in your life when somebody does something that makes Ты lose all respect for them,and then they wonder why Ты don't respect them anymore. I have been in that moment so many times. One of which involved a difference of opinion. Word to the wise,if Ты dislike a Популярное song,don't admit it out loud. Ты shall be told to go die,and the person who told Ты that will have made Ты lose all respect for them. Опубликовано Больше года

"Hold me, like the river of Jordan. And I will then say to thee, Ты are my friend...." ♪♫ Опубликовано Больше года

Forever a Guardian Angel.
Wings torn off,
Halo taken away.
I am not fallen.
I am still an Angel.

Rejected.
Beaten.
Broken.
Torn.
Left for death.

Forever a Guardian Angel.
No matter the abuse. Опубликовано Больше года

I Want Palestine Free From Cursed Barnacle Coward Bastard Israel Attack On Gaza Strait! Опубликовано Больше года

Need for Фаны <_< PLZ add Me Thx,...........Working on 1000 Фаны Опубликовано Больше года

*sigh* What happened to the time when people put others feelings into consideration...? Опубликовано Больше года