Ты know what.

A James Bond and Austin Powers crossover would be kinda lit now that I think about it. Опубликовано Больше года

Me : This party is boring. We should leave..

Everyone at the funeral : Опубликовано Больше года

Why creating a mechanical British servant is no еще eccentric than that tie you're wearing Опубликовано Больше года

Actually going to go to постель, кровати early for a change. I fucking hate getting up early, its such a pain in the ass. Опубликовано Больше года

The mentality that Ты need to create the perfect image to gain validation from nobodies on social media is upsetting to me
Ты have to always do everything flawlessly, Ты have to be judged, Ты can never admit your faults или your guilty pleasures, Ты must always commit to an image that is fake just for acceptance on Twitter
I think we need this lesson now еще than ever, coming from my boy, Courage the Cowardly Dog
link Опубликовано Больше года

Real question
With classes being on the Zoom these days
What if a kid got sick
Not with the virus
Just the regular flu
Would they be allowed to call in sick или would the teacher tell them to open that Zoom call because they're already home
Has COVID cancelled staying Главная sick as well? Опубликовано Больше года

Wtf

So apparently grilled cheese sandwiches hit different at 2 something in the morning.

What I can't understand though is why it tastes like one of the best things that I've eaten in my entire life right now 🤣 Опубликовано Больше года

''I am unable to achieve victory when posed against mammary glands kneading my genitalia in a sexual manner.''

- HIVE-SAN (TL) !!!! Опубликовано Больше года

Fanpop: yOu cAn pOsT vIdEoS!1!

Also Fanpop: ONLY FROM YOUTUBE!!1! Опубликовано Больше года

the idea of a clutch кошелек is nightmarish to me, like the whole point of bags was so we could escape the torment of holding things. and now u gotta hold a bag Опубликовано Больше года

When Ты have long hair like I do, Ты learn to stop getting upset when Ты get hair in your food
Because the chances are еще likely that it's your own
Course, that don't excuse the nasty set of hair Ты find in school lunches. Even if that hair tastes better than the manufactured shit they give to kids, hair is still hair and hair in your Еда is nasty Опубликовано Больше года

I hate it when you're playing League of Legends and you're a melee fighter, who specialises in jumping in, doing damage and cc, but your team backs off whenever Ты jump in. Like, if you're not going to fight and be a bunch of pussies, then just don't even fucking play the game. FFS. Now I'm tilted. Опубликовано Больше года

I don't have a balance
Think I'm gonna fall
Wish I have a talent
I don't belong here at all

Drowning in the pressure
In above my head
Why did I think I could do this
I should have walk away instead
This is my chance to break free
Everythings depending on me
And if I keep trying I'll be
On вверх Of The World Опубликовано Больше года

I'm about to beat Ты suckers like I beat my dick: with a hammer Опубликовано Больше года

Ты are so self satisfied 🎶
Always ready for a ride
Double crossing, lousy cheat, Любовь Ты anyway
Ты have warm and tender devils soul, Ты are so low
🎶 Опубликовано Больше года

Guys, Ты must know
I got OCD
And ADD
And ADHD
And CQC
And EBT
And CBT
And STD
And BBC
And MVP
And IDK
And SNK
And JFK
And KKK
I got a lotta issues, buddy, so if Ты try stepping up to me, don't forget your dealing with a mommy's little special needs boy. I'm special and Ты ain't. Get fucked Опубликовано Больше года

I am Sir секунда Son Camealot, Knight of the таблица of Girth, protector of asses and titties throughout the infinite cosmos.

Our enemies come in hordes and swarms, and they are powerful.

But upon my limped steel becoming big steel I shall strike them down with one mighty свинг, качели of my Noble Phantasm. We shall be victorious!

The raid of shadows have become mobile, seeking to replace all that we Любовь with Traps. Присоединиться me my brethren, my allies! The Battle for Waifus has begun. Опубликовано Больше года

Molé with chips hits еще different than salsa. Опубликовано Больше года

So it is just me или is there anyone else stuck with an Image Glitch again? As many times I refresh, they just won't load !!!! Опубликовано Больше года

Forgot how much a proper kick to the ribs actually hurts, especially from a fellow experienced martial artist. Опубликовано Больше года

Mess with the best so the rest can make a mess on the best's chest Опубликовано Больше года

Freezing milkshakes solid hits different. I've been doing the same with Шоколад пудинг and applesauce. Опубликовано Больше года

Alright help me out coz I'm puzzled. "The Witcher (Netflix)" spot has nearly 41,000 Фаны - but the Показать only came out December last year. Surely there haven't been anyone NEAR that number of active Fanpop accounts in 2019-2020? LOL it feels like there's a few hundred people on this site at most Опубликовано Больше года

My mum didn't raise a quitter. She raised someone so afraid of failure that they don't even start something Опубликовано Больше года

Well, I really accentuated the idea of my laziness, because I did absolutely nothing today. Like, literally, the furthest I walked was down to the foyer of where we're staying to get my Uber Eats. Lmao.

I should probably start moving in the weekends, instead of doing nothing. Опубликовано Больше года

Happy birthday Adam West. Rest well, my hero. Опубликовано Больше года

Whenever Ты feel low, Ash is still 10. Опубликовано Больше года

Статьи like "Is Cooking Mama the Dark Souls of IRL" are the reasons why gamers get beat by police. Because as we all know, Gamer Lives Matter and game journalism is just a racist caricature of gamers Опубликовано Больше года

I feel I would terrify my 7 год old self.. I’m very Готика now, and like horror..LOL Опубликовано Больше года

I had a beef tongue taco; it was good. Опубликовано Больше года

Always Вопрос everything. Вопрос everything including your conspiracy theories. Опубликовано Больше года

"We thought we could be arrogant, turn this planet into a-" Опубликовано Больше года

*Laughs in Болталка club syntax* Опубликовано Больше года

Me: I’ve watched both Avatar: The Last Airbender & Avatar: The Legend Of Korra. Now on to the Далее Аватар series. 😎
Аватар fans: Um, there is no other Аватар series. You’ve completed it all. 🙃
Me: NO! What am I supposed to watch now?? 😮😭 Опубликовано Больше года

Oh, why do I compare myself to everyone?
And I always got my finger on the self-destruct
I wonder when I Любовь me is enough (yeah, yeah, yeah)
I wonder when I Любовь me is enough (yeah, yeah, yeah)
Why am I always looking for a ride или die?
'Cause mine's the only сердце I'm gonna have for life
After all the times I went and fucked it up
(All the times I went and fucked it up)
I wonder when I Любовь me is enough (yeah, yeah, yeah) Опубликовано Больше года

Uber Eats is the greatest thing in the world. Just sit back, relax and Еда will come to you. Any food. Whatever Ты want. For a lazy bastard like me, nothing could be greater. XD Опубликовано Больше года

Pretty sure this is just a spam bot, pls help Сообщить it ("report abuse" button on user page) link Опубликовано Больше года

Being a 2000s kid is a lot like being a 90s kid
Except everyone hates you
Including 90s kids
And including other 2000s kids
And including yourself Опубликовано Больше года

I went old-school while watching anime, and saw Astro Boy. Опубликовано Больше года

I just watched a 30-second English dub of Uzaki-chan Wants To Hang Out. Uzaki's voice actor (Monica Riall) made her sound like a Karen with a scratchy voice.

I'm not one to choose subs over dubs дана that I don't know Japanese, but this specific anime... Опубликовано Больше года

Just wait a minute... I saw that we are going to have a movie for фиолетовый evergarden and if I am correct then I saw in the trailer that major gilbert is alive. Are Ты freaking kidding me...Return back my tears!! XD Опубликовано Больше года

Fuck hate people I'm not talkative.
*inbox currently 1592* Опубликовано Больше года

Your god is ugly and so are Ты Опубликовано Больше года

I wish my brthday was in october.. Избранное месяц Опубликовано Больше года

Youtubers I imagine I would get along with, if they are the same off-camera..

Jimmy Tatro

Matthew Santoro

Maybe Rob Gavagan, but might depend..

Chris Stuckmann

Jules from WhatCulture Опубликовано Больше года

Large animated banner: 5000

Золото in Wallet: 73

LOL fucking Fanpop Опубликовано Больше года

Like and dislike whatever films Ты want. Don't let Rotten Tomatoes influence your opinions. It's a cool website and all, but too many people decide whether a movie's good или bad based on the R. T. score. Опубликовано Больше года

It's already tonight?? What's next? Tomorrow?? Fuck this Опубликовано Больше года

>Everyone collectively wishes for zombies
>The first zombie manifests out of pure willpower and makes its way out
>Everyone has been waiting for it behind a wall, hyping up their plan for the past months/years and now it has finally happened
>As soon as it walks out the zombie gets octuple-teamed within секунды out of anticipation and flops down on the spot
>Didn't even get to flex my 800 Jew Оружие I warehoused или my 95 inch truck wheels that I now have to Craigslist for quicksells lawl Опубликовано Больше года

Am I the only one who likes the nick cage ghost rider films, non ironically.. Опубликовано Больше года

*goes to kuro чай forum*
* now turns into drunk party*
kuro Ты dick are Ты planning on getting a muslim person drunk?
Astaghfirullah XD Опубликовано Больше года

Hey, Zach?
Oh, nothing.
Just felt like saying that Опубликовано Больше года

Tweeting #Allbuildingsmatters on twitter. I want the All lives matter crowd to see how fucking goddamn offensive it is to say all lives matter when black people are mourning people. Now here is a comparison. This is my social commentary for today. Both are equally offensive but if they wanna say #ALM. I'll have a fucking great time doing this to them today. Опубликовано Больше года

I just had an insane Renekton game, where I was literally dashing into the enemy team, doing a shit-ton of damage, getting at least a kill and still surviving to fight again. I felt like a pro-player executing the champion properly. Guess I'm finally getting better at LoL. XD Опубликовано Больше года

My 2020 Summed up in 11 seconds: link Опубликовано Больше года

Alright Ты nerds, what's the best (free) way to watch Аватар The Last Airbender? Опубликовано Больше года

Can US Americans, when using Форумы with an international audience, stop using nonsense abbreviations to say what region they're from?? People on an introduction thread on fb were like "I'm from Sydney, Australia!", "Birmingham, UK", "Berlin, Germany"... and then there's fooking "Athens, GA" and "Bedford, IA". WE DO NOT KNOW WHAT THESE MEAN. For the Любовь of god just spell out the name lmao Опубликовано Больше года

*Walks outside at midnight*

*Looks both ways*

*Clears throat and inhales deeply while Je te laisserai des mots earrape starts playing in the background*

"Enemy stand? I think not my friend. This is the work of a friendly sit!": link Опубликовано Больше года

I I had a nickel for everytime I was doomed by a puppet, I would have two nickles. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice Опубликовано Больше года

ANY F-250 WITH THE 7.3 IS GOINT TO OUTLAST Ты SON, THEY DON'T MAKE 'EM LIKE THEY USED TO

-"SMALL" JOHN DOYLE

US navy cooks 1981 - 1981
Army veteran club 1982 - 2020 Опубликовано Больше года

Ты can boil it, mash it, stick it in a stew.

Bullshit is still bullshit. Fuck the what. Опубликовано Больше года

life is a fuck Опубликовано Больше года

How did the toxic нож cut the garbage human?

From the WASTE up.

Aaaaha...haha...ha. Опубликовано Больше года

Heads up. This asshat is back. Опубликовано Больше года

Another at-home BBQ gone successful (slightly). Опубликовано Больше года

Ты ever take a nap, and think it's tomorrow? Then Ты realize it's still today. Опубликовано Больше года

Listen, everyone
Ты may feel like an NPC on some days
But no, you're just the protagonist of a Bethesda game
Ты may feel like Ты have no control in your life
Like everyone is making the big boy decisions for you
But that's just because Godd Howard can't run a company
That's not your fault Опубликовано Больше года

your minge is cringe
and so are Ты Опубликовано Больше года

Fanmade Покемон are most of the time better than the ones the Покемон Company puts out. Опубликовано Больше года

Sometimes I feel like a support/side character that doesn't get enough screen time in my own life. Not gonna lie, it kinda sucks the :/ Опубликовано Больше года

Seems like every election has been "the most important election of your life" since 1788 lol. Опубликовано Больше года

Give me ma dollar dollar bill, yo
Dollar dollar bill, yo
Dollar dollar bill, yo

Cash me outside with ma dollar dollar bill, yo
Dollar dollar bill, yo
Dollar dollar bill, yo Опубликовано Больше года

God's watching Ты suffer for character development. Опубликовано Больше года

Leak: The government is holding the Covid vaccine release until Thanksgiving week. Black Friday will be the true apocalypse. Опубликовано Больше года

Wot the fook happened this place? been ages since i came on here Опубликовано Больше года

*JUST A RUMOUR*

We might have Nate Diaz vs Jorge Masvidal II. Опубликовано Больше года

Why the fuck headaches only strikes when Ты are in your happiest moment? Опубликовано Больше года

This is a sad news for me and the Magia Record community. Magia Record server in NA will be shut down at the end of September. I had spent many hours playing that gacha game since the день it was released. I have spent with these characters like they were my close Друзья and I have to say goodbye to them. Опубликовано Больше года

Light travels 1,080,000,000 km in a minute. In a year, light travels 9,460,800,000,000 km.
By comparison, the fastest a manned spacecraft has travelled is 40,000 km/h.
It would take us almost 30,000 years to travel a light год in one of our space-crafts. Опубликовано Больше года

Your minge is cringe Опубликовано Больше года

@Wind

"The ending narration by Tatiana reveals that since then, Vinyl City has become a place where people can perform all kinds of music, free of discrimination или restrictions. The game ends with Mayday and Zuke stepping out to perform in front of their adoring fans." -Wikipedia Опубликовано Больше года

I can't believe No Straight Roads is an attack on CoketheUmbreon's perfect reality of a world run by EDM
Sorry, Coke. EDM is evil and rock is good
So says No Straight Roads
(Game slaps by the way. Check it out) Опубликовано Больше года

I noticed that I got a new red medal and I was like, "finally after 10 years, a medal for random!" LOL nope, not even tho. Though I won't complain too much because I got the medal for Lana Parrilla's club. Опубликовано Больше года

How calming it is under the eye of the storm.

Until it looks the other way. Опубликовано Больше года

Romeo and Juliet were fucking idiots and I'm glad they're dead Опубликовано Больше года

Tell me why
Ain't nothin' but a heartache

🎶
🎶
🎶 Опубликовано Больше года

Waiting for the Uzaki-Chan Wants To Hang Out English dub like... Опубликовано Больше года

Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe, maybe. I've yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet. Опубликовано Больше года

I will celebrate Jet's funeral later...I have got something else on mind...RIP Chadwick Boseman best known for playing black пантера in marvel. He was battling cancer since 2016. This is a great loss... Wakanda forever!! Black пантера was one of my Избранное superhero from marvel and this news was ver shocking for me. Am really sad about this. Опубликовано Больше года

Fuck
I can't download Demon Slayer Обои without hearing in my head bloom screaming

OMG OMG I SHIP IT BGBWRBWRBW

*gets shot*
*RIP JET* Опубликовано Больше года

"The idea of light-speed is that Ты are travelling 300,000 km/s, which is the fastest known speed to mankind. We all dream about being able to exceed the speed of light, as far as the expansion of the Universe and the theory of it exceeding the speed of light. Whether it is true, или not, is a whole different Вопрос entirely, but it is certainly an interesting one." Опубликовано Больше года

"Life is nothing, but a dream. We dream of earning more, doing more, eating more... all we want is more." According to James Rachels, there is a whole study of moral philosophy, regarding the idea of human nature and wanting more, еще and more. Опубликовано Больше года

"If Ты Комментарий on Youtube, but Ты feel the need to use caps, или argue in bold, then you're clearly angry and tilted, therefore, Ты should probably avoid commenting in the first place and sounding like a tool. Yeah, Совет is hard to take, but pride is worth nothing if you're wrong." Опубликовано Больше года

"Life is hard. Nothing could possibly be harder, but one thing makes life vastly еще simple: the internet." Опубликовано Больше года

"Peace under an illusion is not true peace. Peace is only meaningful if the real world manages to accomplish it" Опубликовано Больше года

Every-time when someone speaks nonsense, the first thing I ask them is "Are Ты psychopath?" I don't know why they feel they are being dissed 😒😒 Опубликовано Больше года

"Forgetting a memory doesn't mean you've abandoned it, right? Ты can't let go of the things that are important to you. They're surely stored away, deep in the drawers of your heart... and when they unexpectedly peek out at you, Ты feel a strange mixture of happiness and embarrassment." Опубликовано Больше года

I went jogging without my glasses.
dont even ask how deep is the wound XD Опубликовано Больше года

Goku: Hey, best buddy

Vegeta: F**k off Опубликовано Больше года

It's Never Ogre Опубликовано Больше года