IT'S OFFICAL.

All U.S citizens are now screwed. Опубликовано Больше года

Why is it that everytime I go to the mall and meet a hot and super nice guy, he's usually gay? Don't get me wrong, I Любовь gay guys, but why do they have to be so gorgeous?! Опубликовано Больше года

i just arrived from the dentist,to do a check to my teeth.
and as usual..the dentist сказал(-а) that i have perfect teeth ;p

LOL i'm not braging ..i 'm just glad that i don't need anything to my teeth..cause if i had to.,.i would freaked out!..i hate dentist Опубликовано Больше года

I hate it when the Автор kill off my fav character in the book!!! Not nice mr.author:( Опубликовано Больше года

こんにちは親愛なる、お元気ですか？ Опубликовано Больше года

i'm not shaking, i'm baking like bacon! Опубликовано Больше года

I just got new Panasonic headphones...
Every sound that comes out of them... sounds like magic.
;_;

I am crying tears of complete and utter joy. Опубликовано Больше года

something on the Болталка wall...
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TWO THINGS Присоединиться THE FLYING COWS CLUB AND PLZ GIVE ME PROPS!!!! Опубликовано Больше года

i am knock knock knocking on havens doors , seems no one wants to open the dear door for me ..... Опубликовано Больше года

Would anyone ever want 2 out with me Опубликовано Больше года

How did the hipster burn his mouth?

He ate his ужин before it was cool. Опубликовано Больше года

So I heard it's Хеталия день или something.

...I'm having pasta. Right now. >w> Опубликовано Больше года

My Болталка school convo

Me:you physoctic zombie cupcake

Lexi:you physicotic zombie poptart

Anabelle:calm dow ok! Just calm down were all just talking trash cans in elmos world!! I Любовь my friends!! XD.
a class conversation
*teacher sitting on a kids стол письменный, стол in front of meh* (the kid was at another class)

Teacher:ok so our first vocabulary word is squinting to remeber just put down tariq (he needs glassess so everyone messes around with fi finish In comen Опубликовано Больше года

Guess what the centipede's Dutch name is? A thousand-leg xD And it hasn't eve got 1,000 legs!!! LOL! Опубликовано Больше года

I just realized I have 328 MLP:FIM ponies FROM the Показать in my gallery... O_O Опубликовано Больше года

I hate its a Monday I have no school but........ I am sickso this means no going to the park today :(
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Zoning out In math class right now.... Why won't my real lfe quirrel shut up! Опубликовано Больше года

I have 888 props. :D Опубликовано Больше года

I watched Ouran highschool host club the other day, now some people I know are randomly obsesed with it XD Опубликовано Больше года

Silver bells.... for some reason that makes me think of couples from different movies... WHATS WRONG WITH ME????????? Опубликовано Больше года

I think people who are banned, we should just say they are in "fanpop jail". Опубликовано Больше года

OMEGLE

You: Spoby!
Stranger: NO NOT ANOTHER ONE *disconnects* Опубликовано Больше года

Yay its 10 11! Опубликовано Больше года

How the hell does an Omegle conversation about PLL ship wars turn into a conversation about how gay people don't like straight people telling them that being gay is OK?

I'm so confused... Опубликовано Больше года

i am dearly doing my dear laundry! dear rule #9 always wash your dear socks! Опубликовано Больше года

I don't know if I have homework for tomorrow -.- oh crap!! ........................ Опубликовано Больше года

Once I ran into a club.
They сказал(-а) "Sir, you're not old enough".
So I bought the club.
And I made it a Chuck-E-Cheese.

Now who's old enough, BITCH?

-Justin Bieber Опубликовано Больше года

So yesterday my mom was joking around with me at a Хэллоуин store about people who have passed away recently. Soon, Gaddafi was brought into the conversation. In a series of events, I now find myself being a dead Gaddafi for Halloween.

._. I'm not sure whether this makes me a terrible или awesome person. I'm leaning towards terrible... Опубликовано Больше года

паук Pig, паук Pig, does whatever a паук Pig does. Can he swing, from a web, no he can't, he's a pig. Look ooutt!!!!!! He's паук Pig. Опубликовано Больше года

omg I Любовь to try to make Любовь to Lawliet Ryuzaki Опубликовано Больше года

I sense there's something in the wind that feels like tragedys at hand and though id like to stand by him I can't shake this feeling that I have..............My fave song in the movie! =D Опубликовано Больше года

HOW DO WE KNOW THAT WE ARENT ALL RELATED TO HITLER ????DDDDDDX Опубликовано Больше года

Lalalalalalalalalalallalalalala beat up the santy clause throw hin in a bag throw him in the ocean then see if he is sad! =0 Опубликовано Больше года

.............................................................................who is santa clause????? Опубликовано Больше года

I hate Рождество XD STUPID Stana Clause XD Опубликовано Больше года

Who keeps posting pictures of Эмо people and titling them "AWESOME PEOPLE?" Опубликовано Больше года

I'm watchin nightmare before christmas! Любовь dat movie Опубликовано Больше года

How does this Болталка Стена thing even work we all are just putting thing down because I WILL RULE Ты ALL. Опубликовано Больше года

At 11:56p on December 20, 2012, I'm Going To Blast "4 минуты to Save the World" by Madonna. Опубликовано Больше года

Me: Doctor! I think I might be addicted to internet memes!
Doctor: How do Ты know?!
Me: I liek trains.
●_●     Опубликовано Больше года

Kim Possible should consider wearing a bra. Опубликовано Больше года

God Bless Ты lyricsWe’re all told that when we dieWe leave to a better placeAnd all I know is what Ты leftA Любовь I can’t eraseAll the same in Любовь and warBurn my name and ashes scorn Ты left me with these broken liesAnd I let youGot no еще time for your goodbyesSo God BlessYouGod bless youShed those faded memories
This is your curtain call
I’ve had enough of sympathy
It’s time to watch Ты fall....

black veil brides god bless Ты Опубликовано Больше года

dear leotard is playing with his dear knives. i Любовь being a dear father! it is so dear to me! i am eating a dear pickled egg! Опубликовано Больше года

This cake right here...
Is legit.
C: Опубликовано Больше года

There's something on your face!

*punch*

IT WAS PAIN! Опубликовано Больше года

A few days ago, I ate a bagel. Like a boss.

>_> That is all. Опубликовано Больше года

Эй, Ты guys how do Ты handle lonliness in school? Опубликовано Больше года

Squirrles and Coffee. DAER GOD HELP US! Опубликовано Больше года

Aww beentlyv got banned we'll all miss her so much lol. Опубликовано Больше года

My brother was pouring макаронные изделия, макароны onto a plate when some fell. He picked it up, and after throwing it away wiped the sauce on my рубашка and hair. I turned to him and сказал(-а) "What the hell?! Are Ты stupid?!" His response was "Yaaaaaaaay." This is why we can't have nice things brother ಠ_ಠ Опубликовано Больше года

I wonder what our parents would do if they found out what Omegle is. "I'm just chatting with Болталка strangers, NBD." "WHAT?!" Опубликовано Больше года

There are three guys in a park.
One of them says I have the longest arms in the world
Another one says I have the longest legs in the world
The other says I have the best Пение voice in the world
So they all go to the гиннес, guinness, гиннесса book of world records.
The first guy comes out and says Yes I have the longest arms in the world
The секунда guy comes out and says Yes I have the longest legs in the world
The third guy comes out and says who the hell is andy sixx!
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Sexiest. NOT sexyst! :3

Leern too speel!
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Racing faster,Escape disaster,Partners in crime will leave their markWe make our own way,No thoughts of yesterday,Black hearts of chrome and battle scars (chrome and battle scars)Oh.The legacy,Born from a dream,On leather wings,Rose from the streets,With the hands on destiny,We came from nothing,But promise one thing,We'll change the world with these guitars,So listen closely,And don't stop working,No one can tell Ты who Ты are (tell Ты who Ты are)
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If Ты do something that pisses me off, I'll act forgiving and nice. But the truth is, I'm thinking vicious thoughts in my head and planning my revenge. Опубликовано Больше года

me and leotard are now on the dear reality Показать teenage dad! it is very dear! Опубликовано Больше года

ok so i thought it was just a one time thing,but it wasnt.I HAVE THE SUPER MEGA LES HOT FOR SELENA GOMEZ!! Опубликовано Больше года

This is a very dear club

link Опубликовано Больше года

the monster under my постель, кровати says hi. Опубликовано Больше года

This is a shout out, to a very dear user:

...LEGIT CAKE, YO!

That is all. Опубликовано Больше года

-sees a Zombie- RUN 4 YOUR LIFE!!!
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ssshhhh! my dear son leotard is sleeping! Опубликовано Больше года

Computers don't work after they break. Опубликовано Больше года

Who knows what toxoplasmosis is?!?!?! Опубликовано Больше года

I will sometimes say never

(I сказал(-а) it 6 times so far)

I will eat арахис butter

(just cuz it rhymes)

Whenever my dog makes poop

Ты know what I'll make Ты do

Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up, pick it up up up up
Unless Ты say never

I, I sometimes say never

I, I sometimes say never

I, I sometimes say never

Repetition is catchy

By Ryan Higa.
See the whole song at:
link (PLEASE READ THE Описание Опубликовано Больше года

everyone on the world will die in 200 years Опубликовано Больше года

I opened my closet. Well thats something im not doing again... Опубликовано Больше года

studying
tudying
udying
dying Опубликовано Больше года

some день we r all going to die ..... Опубликовано Больше года

if Death Notes did exist, there probably been less nuaghty people XD Опубликовано Больше года

I just noticed that the word "Short" is longer than the word "Long." Опубликовано Больше года

I wonder how it would be if Death Notes did exist.............................KIRA would be real O.o Опубликовано Больше года

Listen to me. Ты can't go and just kill because Ты Остаться в живых your щенок and the copy of that game.

Read every fourth word. Опубликовано Больше года

OH MY GHOST!!!!!

The Hills Have Eyes is on channel 27!!!!

That movie creeps the fuck out of me 0_0 Опубликовано Больше года

omg L's B-day is in October 31st, Опубликовано Больше года

...Somepony must buy me a lyre. NOW. Опубликовано Больше года

HAPPY Хеталия день EVERYBODY...whocares! :D Опубликовано Больше года

blah blah blah SQUIRREL!! Опубликовано Больше года

I'm on a mission, what the f@ck have Ты done lately? Опубликовано Больше года

Isn't it lame that I'm a teenager and I still can't whistle? -.- Опубликовано Больше года

i Любовь pickles they are so very dear to me Опубликовано Больше года

Just got my Facebook reactivated!!! Опубликовано Больше года

O s, jsbomh gim yu[omh ;ole yjod/ Опубликовано Больше года

link Опубликовано Больше года

Dear Lovespencereid,
Ты cannot own Reid because A. He is a fictional character. B. He and JJ supposedly have a thing. C. /looks at own username/ Опубликовано Больше года

Just found condoms in my parents' med cabinet. Pretending I didn't see that....O_O Опубликовано Больше года

On the lighter side, When Life hands Ты lemons, either find a kid a paper cut, или scramble them to make MELONS!!!!!!! Опубликовано Больше года

If anyone didn't notice the fake сука annahbrickins account got banned sometime overnight или early this morning.xD
Опубликовано Больше года

Girls suck. I'm a girl, and I admit, that I can be mean, but we girls can be the cruelest things in the world. Anyone agree? Опубликовано Больше года

Its funny how someone can break your сердце but Ты still Любовь them with all the little pieces Опубликовано Больше года

Does the internet, catch interfish? Опубликовано Больше года

At school we were doing mad libs and my friend anabelle сказал(-а) phsicotic (for a adjective) zombie кекс (for noun) physicotic zombie cupcake! So I called my friend a physcotic zombie кекс so she called me a physcotic zombie poptart!!!! WE ARE ALL PHYSCOTIC ZOMBIE PASTRIES!!! Ты GOT THAT????? Опубликовано Больше года

Some people blame our generation, but have they ever stopped to think who raised us? Опубликовано Больше года

UnIcoRn - Something I Dream Of In Class. Especially Skittles&Rainbows O_O. I Imagine My Science Teacher Riding On A радуга into Lala Land. I Know it Was A Crappy Statement, But Oh Well.. ._. Опубликовано Больше года

Dylan: I'm not not abstinent. That's a fact.
English teacher: Yout hands don't count. Опубликовано Больше года

H.O.M.E.W.O.R.K. Half of my energy wasted on Болталка knowledge-_______- Опубликовано Больше года

SSDD Опубликовано Больше года

Does anyone know who Eponine Thenardier is? Опубликовано Больше года

Does anyone know why the Justin Beiber Фан club has so little fans? I DON'T LIKE HIM, but I went there to introduce his deluded fanbase to some GOOD Музыка (Foreign beggars), and I noticed that he has just over 1000 fans. Seems strange, does it not?
Опубликовано Больше года