When your body is built for football, but your soul yearns for theater. Опубликовано Больше года

Work people: "Dang tomorrow will be busy..."

Me: "My wrist is swollen..."

Work people: "PLEASE DO NOT CALL OUT! WE NEED YOU!" Опубликовано Больше года

Been having some serious contractions. Melody is getting excited for this whole life thing Опубликовано Больше года

"Well if your Друзья jumped off of a bridge, would Ты follow them?"

Me: First of all, if they're really my Друзья I wouldn't let them xD секунда of all, I wouldn't be a very good friend if I fucking let them now would I? Опубликовано Больше года

It's been forever since I Опубликовано on this wall. Heyo!! Опубликовано Больше года

Wot if...
...Monster came in spicy cinnamon flavour? Опубликовано Больше года

I am in way too much pain rn..... Опубликовано Больше года

ER: "Eh. Just keep wearing your Ace bandage. It isn't too bad....oh but Ты might want to call this orthopedic surgeon and heres a prescription.

Me: "....well...guess I'll go to work?" Опубликовано Больше года

Ya it's a real break. Hoped for it to be a simple sprain but my arm droops 45 degrees without the brace. Опубликовано Больше года

“Sometimes when I feel the darkness it feels.....good”

- Raven, Titans (2018) trailer Опубликовано Больше года

Time to head off to work with my possibly broken wrist Опубликовано Больше года

сука looked at me and сказал(-а) wow kids having kids. Bitch, I may have a baby face, but I know damn well I'm a better adult than Ты and I'm not going to be the shitty сука who yepls at her kids at Walmart Опубликовано Больше года

There has literally never been anything in my life ever that has provided me with еще pure joy than when I play either Sonic The Hedgehog или Slay The Spire. Опубликовано Больше года

I have been very addicted to the Under Night soundtracks lately! Опубликовано Больше года

Brains vs. Brawn

Brains: Knowledge is еще important than physical strength. Having smarts is the key.

Brawn: Oh yeah? Then if you're so fuckin' smart why're Ты so small? Опубликовано Больше года

I probably will never wear shoes with laces ever again. I Любовь my slip ons. Опубликовано Больше года

New Mexicans? What happened to the old ones? Опубликовано Больше года

🥚 Humpty Dumpty sat on the Болталка Стена Опубликовано Больше года

Go go gadget Стена messager. Опубликовано Больше года

My husband has been into old computers here lately. He bought an old windows 98, a dos/windows3.1, and several floppy discs worth of old programs from my dad for like $85. Now I understand where the save Иконка comes from, that makes so much sense. He's old enough to have used floppy discs in middle school, I've never seen them in person before Опубликовано Больше года

What is a perverted mathematician's Избранное number?
Sextillion Опубликовано Больше года

For some reason, I want wine. Опубликовано Больше года

15 час день today cuz idiots called out and I had to both open and close...X-X Опубликовано Больше года

We all bleed the same blood..but I only started bleeding after Ты cut me. Опубликовано Больше года

Шоколад coins are for people who are gluttonous and greedy. Опубликовано Больше года

brb hiding from the thot patrol Опубликовано Больше года

Just popping by to make a Стена post cuz I need to calm down since Subway employees are hushing me due to my reactions to my manga. Serussly. Gokukoku no Brynhildr had the best fight scene I’ve seen im awhile and I just watched Infinity War! This Манга is so goooood. Oh getting hushed again Опубликовано Больше года

Wowsers. It's Friday. Опубликовано Больше года

137 days until 2019

im fucking shaking from that knowledge im Not Ready Опубликовано Больше года

Me: Эй, Siri, Im sad.

Siri: Life, as I understand it, is sad, beautiful, and everything in between”

Me: ... Опубликовано Больше года

That moment when Ты realize that Ты haven't slept in almost four days and subconsciously set pillows around the places in the house that Ты are the most just in case Ты crash. Опубликовано Больше года

Teenagers. Everything is so apocalyptic. Опубликовано Больше года

Laughter is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life. Опубликовано Больше года

Knowledge is knowing a помидор is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a Фрукты salad. Опубликовано Больше года

Life is like a roll of toilet paper; hopefully long and useful, but it always ends at the wrong moment. Опубликовано Больше года

Why do we need Algebra? Finding X is only useful if you're a pirate. Опубликовано Больше года

There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics. Опубликовано Больше года

I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck. Опубликовано Больше года

People say Ты cant live without love,but I think oxygen is еще important. Опубликовано Больше года

If Любовь is the answer, could Ты please rephrase the question? Опубликовано Больше года

The future is shaped by your dreams, so stop wasting time and go to sleep! Опубликовано Больше года

Galileo: great mind. Einstein: genius mind. Newton: extra-ordinary mind. Bill Gates: brilliant mind. Ты and me: never mind! As long as we are friends, I don’t mind! Опубликовано Больше года

I hate how society feels the need to gender basic life skills. I don't care what kind of man или woman Ты think Ты are, learn how to cook, clean, sew buttons, change tires, and change fuses Опубликовано Больше года

I just made омар, омаров Tails on my own for the first time and geeez. That was a good dinner... Опубликовано Больше года

<3 Ты guys. Im doing good and i hope yall r too. But i have to go. Bye. Take care. Stay alive ||-// Опубликовано Больше года

''Laws change. Universal truths are constant. It is a fact, a plain and simple fact, that what is true and right is true and right for all.''

- Samuel бас, бас-гитара (12 Years a Slave) !!!! Опубликовано Больше года

Sometimes, I wish I could change my Fanpop username. Anyone here feels that way? Опубликовано Больше года

Man this sucks...Overwatch ACTUALLY is as good as the hype for it was...I don't know why I was hoping to finally try it out and end up thinking it sucks Опубликовано Больше года

I haven't had an obsession in a while. I think my new obsession will be *spins a wheel* ...Goofy ahyuck. Опубликовано Больше года

Two times two equals белка Опубликовано Больше года

Me: My dog has cancer

Person A: Damn. RIP.

There’s a special place in hell reserved for that person. Опубликовано Больше года

A small help please!!!!!!!
His wrath is gonna befall on you

Is the above sentence grammatically correct?? Опубликовано Больше года

What do Cesar Romero's Joker and Henry Cavill's Супермен have in common? Hint: involves facial hair Опубликовано Больше года

Egghead (Vincent Price's character from the 60s Бэтмен show): I'm going to eggstract all of the bank's money. The bank owner will call the situation eggstra bad.
Batman: I'm going to crack your egg shaped crime apart Ты uneatable egg. Опубликовано Больше года

Has anyone ever actually been happy about video games automatically putting your cursor on "New Game" rather than "Continue"??? Опубликовано Больше года

When you're so poor Ты don't mind doing favors for хлеб instead of money hahaha...wait, that's not funny. Опубликовано Больше года

Ah yes, the world of tech is totally easy going and relaxing and not at all frustrating или hard to deal with at all ever.
*HDD crashes and is damaged beyond repair*
Totally not stressful at all.... Опубликовано Больше года

Ive signed in for the first time in months... activity still is low? Hahah
But hi everyone! I don't know if I'll stick around but hope all is well with Ты guys ^^ Опубликовано Больше года

I also had such a good день yesterday that Im not even mad that work is crazy busy. I bought and played Overwatch while a coworker taught me how to use Ana, I actually got proper 8 hours of sleep, new high score in Tetris, and found my way back to the best streamer on Twitch, LobosJR. Опубликовано Больше года

I’m a good thirty chapters into Pandora Hearts and if Im honest, cant reaaally say I recommend it. It starts too slow and tries to get alot of information in too short of a time. I like Манга that paces itself out, takes its time to completely flesh out the world and I cannot tell Ты guys ANYTHING about Pandoras world. Theres like...households and stuff? The abyss? I dunno. If you’re interested, by all means give it a try. Опубликовано Больше года

''Ask not for whom the Waifu tolls because she tolls for thee'' !!!! Опубликовано Больше года

I really really Любовь my 1995 Lexus ES300.

It's been sitting dead as a doornail in the трава beside my driveway for about a год and a half now and yet when I went to grab my Cosmic Mix from the center console, it still SMELLS so good. It smells like when we first bought it and yet it has been sitting in the sun for that long день after day. It's probably the leather. Опубликовано Больше года

I'm finally close to finish Pop Team Epic. Опубликовано Больше года

I personally think Fortnite should add in tractors as a drivable vehicle and that they should generate small amounts of wood every tick. Not alot. Two maybe? Two per tick. Very gimmicky but thats what makes Fortnite great Опубликовано Больше года

Give me the baby before I stab Ты in your neck Опубликовано Больше года

I should learn to stop watching ghost videos. Ghosts are literally my greatest fear. Опубликовано Больше года

Dumb post but my current client sent me some reference pics of the characters of his project that I am doing the art for and the main character's dad looks the same age as him and it's bothering me. Like do I make him look older или do I just go with it??? Опубликовано Больше года

Rabid Аниме haters have to be the most hilarious dumbasses in existence.You can cause them to boil with anger just by stating that Ты like Аниме LOL Опубликовано Больше года

I have a simple philosophy: Fill what’s empty. Empty what’s full. Scratch where it itches. Опубликовано Больше года

Life is like photography. Ты need the negatives to develop. Опубликовано Больше года

A день without sunshine is like, Ты know, night !! Опубликовано Больше года

We are all a little weird and life’s a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we Присоединиться up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love. Опубликовано Больше года

Life is short, break the rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Любовь truly. Laugh uncontrollably and never regret anything that makes Ты smile. Опубликовано Больше года

If plan A doesn’t work, the alphabet has 25 еще letters – 204 if you’re in Japan. Опубликовано Больше года

To do is to be.
-Nietzsche

To be is to do.
-Kant

Do be do be do.

-Sinatra Опубликовано Больше года

Life’s a garden… dig it. Опубликовано Больше года

Ты can’t always control who walks into your life but, Ты CAN control which window Ты throw them out of… Опубликовано Больше года

Go through life like a duck: Majestic on top, kicking like hell underneath. Опубликовано Больше года

If Ты think Ты are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito. Опубликовано Больше года

Life is an лук and one cries while peeling it. Опубликовано Больше года

''The normies don't understand the Laifu that comes with having a Waifu'' !!!! Опубликовано Больше года

"Did Ты think that I would cry, on the phone?

Do Ты know what it feels like being alone?

I’ll find someone new.

Swing, swing, swing, from the tangles of my сердце

Is crushed by a former love.

Can Ты help me find a way to carry on again?" Опубликовано Больше года

Check out my Друзья club. Please and thank you. link Опубликовано Больше года

Hyped for Soulcalibur VI but I'm just waiting here for my main to be announced like
link

Please Namco Cassandra has been my main since I was like 7 I need her Опубликовано Больше года

''A Waifu can choose to be your Waifu или she can choose to be your Hell'' !!!! Опубликовано Больше года

Are Ты guys happy with my current banner? I thought about changing my banner for some time now. Опубликовано Больше года

It makes me a little sad that no one had ever called me Mr. Fox. Опубликовано Больше года

I think I know what to call my EP: 'Free Yourself.' Опубликовано Больше года

"There's a lady who's sure all that glitters is gold
And she's buying the stairway to heaven
When she gets there she knows, if the stores are all closed
With a word she can get what she came for
Ooh, ooh, and she's buying the stairway to heaven
There's a sign on the Стена but she wants to be sure
Cause Ты know sometimes words have two meanings
In a дерево by the brook, there's a songbird who sings
Sometimes all of our thoughts are misgiven" Опубликовано Больше года

Oh my god guys, I have a месяц before my daughter is due and I'm so fucking excited Опубликовано Больше года

ew Опубликовано Больше года

Guess what I found out when I was trying to make melodic dubstep? Опубликовано Больше года

Pro tip: Unless you’re really good at Fortnite, don’t do Playground Mode with Riku. That is all. Опубликовано Больше года

I am becoming obsessed with James Charles. He has made me sister shook. Опубликовано Больше года

I am twenty two and I wanna share it with you! What I wished for was presents wrapped in blue! Green is my Избранное color, but I don't care about the hue! It's my birthday birthday birthday! Опубликовано Больше года

Tfw Ты finally mastered a good melody with LMMS. Опубликовано Больше года

With getting some free time I`ve finally returned to practicing my гитара skills. Gotta say, my fingers weren`t ready for this. :D Also in other news... I really fckin appreciate all of the beautiful thunderstorms coming my way. Опубликовано Больше года

i am sunburnt as hell. it hurts. im blistering. i never want to leave my room. it was totally worth it tho. Опубликовано Больше года

''You cannot truly know your Waifu unless Ты become your Waifu'' !!!! Опубликовано Больше года

Fall Out Boy - Sunshine Riptide is the perfect song for when you`re buzzed af ♪♫♪ Опубликовано Больше года