If Ты really want to confuse someone, say in the most sarcastic tone Ты can muster, "Nice name. Who gave Ты that, your MOM?" Опубликовано Больше года

check out my Опрос mcdonalds vs burger king! Опубликовано Больше года

the год is 3042 and we still have no idea what the fuck a starship is Опубликовано Больше года

My sister called me a d0uche bag in front of my mom. SOMEONE'S BUSTED!! Опубликовано Больше года

Ты know what's awesome about a cliffhanger question? Опубликовано Больше года

Why does Fanpop even give me the option to "like" my own posts? Of course I like my posts. I'm fucking hilarious. And sexy.  Опубликовано Больше года

50 shades of grey еще like fifty shades of gay
#realtalk Опубликовано Больше года

Hug a банан today Опубликовано Больше года

I heard of a Fifty Shades of Grey movie. Anyone here gonna see it? Опубликовано Больше года

Yay!~<3

Got my 700th Фан xD Опубликовано Больше года

Funny thing that happened:

Me: Эй, everyone Miranda's рубашка says never never never give up from King Arthur!!!!
Miranda (stupid and annoying): It's Winston Churchill.
Me: Geez kid, never thought Ты were such a geek!!! Опубликовано Больше года

Болталка quote: "Success consists of going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm." ~Winston Churchill Опубликовано Больше года

I'm Письмо a story about a dream I had and I just got into it and right now I'm like:

I am awesome.

XD Опубликовано Больше года

link Опубликовано Больше года

One fish
Two рыба
Red fish
Blue fish....

xP By Dr. Seuss Опубликовано Больше года

Strife! Опубликовано Больше года

ilikebeingrandomdoyoucuziloveit.theywontletyouberandomorspamontheherosofoylmpusclubbutpeopledoitanywaycuztheydontgiveadamnabputrulesandsotheyreawesome.yaidontknowwhyimdoingthiseaityerimjustboredveryveryboredcuzbreakfastisnatforhourswellactlybrunchbutidontknowthediffrencesoadiosamegoi. Опубликовано Больше года

hello anyone here Опубликовано Больше года

should I go get a snack Опубликовано Больше года

How is everyone? Опубликовано Больше года

Sorry I haven't been on Опубликовано Больше года

Hey! Опубликовано Больше года

I feel like a complete idiot every time I mistake an Australian accent for an English one или vice versa. Опубликовано Больше года

Internet's freaking slow here.... Опубликовано Больше года

i now am the proud owner of rubber утка earphones. this officially makes me one of the coolest people around. yes. Опубликовано Больше года

I have been on for quite some time now...
Holy shit, I need to get some sleep. It's almost 1:00 AM where I live right now.
Cya all tomorrow!~ Опубликовано Больше года

Seriously....you run over one или two streetlamps and everyone assumes you're a bad driver! (Lol jk jk)

Driving technique??? Children know how to drive a vehicle, еще или less, they just don't know the rules.

And let's face it....even adults, the first thing they wanna do when they get in the car, is turn the wheel. Опубликовано Больше года

"ur fucking gay" the wind whispers as it blows through the night Опубликовано Больше года

sometimes i wonder if anyone feels honored when talk to them/comment on their posts like
"she's here"
is that only me that wonders that omg i just Опубликовано Больше года

That new Ашер song "Scream" SO SEXY! >.< I get a lady boner in my brain xD Опубликовано Больше года

don't Ты think its weird how Ты can sit and watch any scary movie and not jump once but then when your тост pops up it scares the hell out of Ты Опубликовано Больше года

That awkward moment when your parents ask Ты what Ты want to do with your life and Ты say "Go to the planet of the Kais." Опубликовано Больше года

"im INSANE LOL XD ill hurt u real bad if u mess with me so beware!! people call me crazy rawr XD"

hahahaha
hahahahhahahaha
no Опубликовано Больше года

Holy god, I don't wanna leave for two weeks, I'll miss Ты bitches and bastards soo much, omg ;-; Опубликовано Больше года

Deadpool: Hi, Black Bolt. How are ya?
*Black Bolt says nothing*
Deadpool: Oh, that's right. Ты can't talk can you? Your voice is so powerful, it would destroy half of Atillan if Ты сказал(-а) anything at all.
*Black Bolt still says nothing*
Deadpool: But c'mon, let's put that to the test. Just say one tiny word: 'Spatula.'
*Black Bolt still says nothing*
Deadpool: Oh, don't be such a stick in the mud. Come on, repeat after me: 'Spatula.'

Gotta Любовь this guy. XD Опубликовано Больше года

I dreamt for the 3rd time last night I got my dedicated Фан medal for this spot. WHEN WILL MY DREAMS BECOME A REALITY! Опубликовано Больше года

whos been on that website quotev.com its so cool Опубликовано Больше года

link Please read randoms!!! Trying desperately to promote. Please forgive me if I'm annoying :( Опубликовано Больше года

I'm leaving tomorrow morning to go on vacation for two weeks, so I won't be around,

So I'd though I'd say goodbye to all of the Болталка club (even though I dislike most of you)

so BAIS :D

Don't miss me too much

and don't have too much fun without me :D Опубликовано Больше года

I am very ill ,and it's dangerous xP I am ill еще then week,and every день is getting worse and worse,I Остаться в живых lots of Остаться в живых lots of weight,mabye I will go to the hospital T_____T I really hope I will be better soon ! Опубликовано Больше года

i talkd like this be4 it was cool Опубликовано Больше года

It's all a lie,but you'd never know... Опубликовано Больше года

Takes a pro to Fanpop while listening to the pokemon bike theme non-stop!!! Опубликовано Больше года

HI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EVERYONE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Опубликовано Больше года

Comic-Con, I'd kill to be there this year. Опубликовано Больше года

does anyone knows what happened to r-pattz? i haven't seen her on fp Опубликовано Больше года

Too much 9fag content in the images. Опубликовано Больше года

I'm wakin up at the start of the end of the world. Опубликовано Больше года

We all know them

Those people who say they are too good to raise their middle finger, but Показать how they really feel through their words and their actions are, in my opinion, the perfect example of hypocrisy at its best. Опубликовано Больше года

omg Опубликовано Больше года

I have started re-watching Kim Possible. I can't believe how many things I'd forgotten. Like I totally forgot that Shego was once a super hero.
Shego is my fave character for sure :D Опубликовано Больше года

Don't Ты hate it when Ты are about to Kiss someone really sexy and Ты hit your head on the mirror! Опубликовано Больше года

I went ziplining today! One of the most thrilling things I've done in my life! Btw, not as scary as Ты would think. Wan't nervous for a second. Опубликовано Больше года

there are some things that i do not like
but i get really annoyed seeing it get made fun of/bashed
because like
thats enough shut up gdi its getting annoying

u kno Опубликовано Больше года

Consumer Сообщить time! :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

I tried the бекон, бэкон sundae at Burger King to find out how ridiculous it tastes.

It actually wasn't that bad.

Just make sure they don't give Ты diabeetus. Опубликовано Больше года

spongefan612 is sexy ;) take it from me

xD Опубликовано Больше года

youre such a heterosexual!!! loser Опубликовано Больше года

I Любовь if someone is referring to a character and they ask a Вопрос about it but when Ты are unsure even though they think Ты should know they are talking about a character in a certain media when they weren't specific but when everyone else gets it. Someone tries to make Ты into an idiot.

But there are multiple characters with the same name and unfortunately I forgot the character's name that they were talking about so...someone tries to make me feel like an idiot. >.> Wow.... Опубликовано Больше года

Everyone,please please please! Read the Вопрос "everyone,i seriously need your help,please answer now!" I really need u 2 :) Опубликовано Больше года

WHY MY PIGGY!!! I LOVE-ED U PIGGY!!!!! I LOVE-ED UUUU!!!!!! Опубликовано Больше года

I hate pies Опубликовано Больше года

Happy Friday the 13th, people~ Опубликовано Больше года

HEY. NO ONE'S ASKING Ты TO SMELL IT. Опубликовано Больше года

I always feel like i'm the worst so I act like i'm the best. Опубликовано Больше года

Oh, I'm relieved.
My grandma finally got her computer fixed after the computer room ((A business that fixes computers)) found 13 viruses & 75 spywares on her computer. But they fixed it, And it's back up running again. :D
So I might start coming on еще now that her computer is fixed. :') Опубликовано Больше года

FRIDAY THE 13TH!!! Присоединиться my club, Junior Rookies! It's the most greatest club in the GALAXY GALAXY GALAXY GALAXY GALAXY GALAXY Опубликовано Больше года

Crush, Kill, Destroy, Swag Опубликовано Больше года

HAHA I LIVE, B*TCHES Опубликовано Больше года

happy friday the thirteenth LOL good luck and best wishes stay away from areas where hevy
things fall out of the sky XD Опубликовано Больше года

Browsing 9gag:

"You laugh, Ты lose" on super easy mode. Опубликовано Больше года

friday 13th!
not a bad день :D Опубликовано Больше года

Holy crap, I start working in an час and I'm so fuckin tired! Опубликовано Больше года

*Looks at Clock*.....10 pm? I got time....

What seems to be 1 час later.

*Looks at clock*...................4 am.................Screw this......Imma watch DBZ. Опубликовано Больше года

These fucking glitches are pissing me off to no end. God, I hate this. Just fucking fix it already. -_- Опубликовано Больше года

So Fanpop's glitching with me.
Fuck Ты too Fanpop.
...
I'm so sorry bby I Любовь Ты we'll get through this I promise. Опубликовано Больше года

Ты some of this. Опубликовано Больше года

The cops came to my house claiming my dog had chased down somebody on a bike. I told those idiots my dog doesn't have a bike Опубликовано Больше года

Me VS Stomach Virus

Battle START!

...

...

FINISH HIM!!!

KO

Virus wins!

me: T_T Опубликовано Больше года

Okay could I ask a huge favor. I entered a contest to name a ужин in the new Simcity. To win I need Друзья to text the phone number 44144 and type in the code SIMCITY4596 as the body of the text. (you have to capatilize SIMCITY) That would count as one vote for me. Ты can vote once a день intill the July 31. If I get the most Голоса the ужин will have the name I picked (Lazy гуанако, лама, ламы Lunch-In). Please do this for me. It means ALOT to me Опубликовано Больше года

"There once was an old man from Peru
Who dreamed he was eating a his shoe.
He woke in a fright
In the middle of the night
And found it was perfectly true."
~Gary, the snail. Опубликовано Больше года

:) what did Ты do today? Опубликовано Больше года

I suppose I should tell Ты guys something and explain why I might act a bit out of character...

I got the most shocking news of my life earlier today.

I found out my sister is my mom, my parents are my grandparents, and my siblings are my aunt' and uncles...

and also, I'm going away Sunday for 2 weeks, and I won't have access to the internet, ^-^' Опубликовано Больше года

Guess who :D Опубликовано Больше года

I'm leaving for the best camp in the history of summer camps on Sunday. It's my секунда year.

The days until then? Longest days of my life. Опубликовано Больше года

playing skywire vip... Опубликовано Больше года

When I ripped my pants,
I thought that I had everybody on my side,
But I went and blew it all sky-high.
And now she won’t even spare a passing glance
All just because I ripped my pants.
~ Spongebob Squarepants. Опубликовано Больше года

I just got the most shocking news of my life :D Опубликовано Больше года

I have La Baton lying in the shed somewhere. Yeah, we gave it a French name. I prefer to just call it a baseball bat. Опубликовано Больше года

Trolls, why do Ты even try?

WHAT do Ты have to gain from trolling, in all reality?

Does it keep your hands busy as Ты type away, amusing yourself with temporary entertainment? Does it really amuse Ты that much? Well, that is just SELFISH. Ты think we want to log on and see trolls pleasuring themselves on the Internet? NO.

Trolls, if Ты really feel that bored, go play some video games или something because we don't have time nor patience for your shit. Опубликовано Больше года

f all of u Опубликовано Больше года

i got new leather boots today (cuz i a Texan and we're better than y'all out there) and when my dog smelled them he ran to another spot in the yard with his tail tucked between his legs.i dont know why Опубликовано Больше года

Is this international hate день или something?

and if so...

Y U NO POST Вопрос ABOUT ME D: Опубликовано Больше года

does anyone know y justyce111 hates me :( Опубликовано Больше года

>Types "Queen Chrysalis" on Google"
>Third suggestion is "Queen Chrysalis Rule 34"
>mfw link Опубликовано Больше года

I just got very suspicous.....

Today we have had 3 difrerent trolls

-beast
3doorsdown
And now hater66

Im honestly not sure,but i think these may be the three same people
Could they be????? Опубликовано Больше года

I have a club if anyone's interested in joining. :3

Here's the link- link Опубликовано Больше года

Directly from Teens React to Twilight....

Evil sick twisted woman: "Who wouldn't want a boyfriend that sparkles?"

Me: "Ohhh....dear lord....make it stop...please let that woman be alone in that..."

Other sick twisted woman: "I Любовь vampires, I Любовь Edward, I Любовь sparkles."

Me: *Places gun to temple* "I don't want to live here anymore...I really don't."

Guy: "I like Twilight."

Me: "TRAITOR!!!!!!" Опубликовано Больше года

Omfg rotflol evrryone watch the vid on here "gitlers reaction to kim kardashians divorce" SO FRIGGIN FUNNY XDDDD Опубликовано Больше года

молоко Choclate Mickie Опубликовано Больше года

Abraham линкольн Vampire hunter?

NO JOKE this is a movie. A real movie. Oh MY GOD I laughed so much when my sister told me about this. Hollywood has Остаться в живых their creativity. I almost guarantee Ты this movie will suck. xDDDDDDDDDD Опубликовано Больше года