My dad and my sister went to a concert, and pretty much everyone exept them was drunk. Even the band. The singer kept yelling at the audience "YOU'RE ALL MY BEST FRIEND!" And my dad's friend was trying to breakdance (while drunk) and he got in a fight with another drunk breakdancer. It was a fun night. Опубликовано Больше года

Google Поиск gravity falls illuminati Опубликовано Больше года

stop kony Опубликовано Больше года

ya know whats a good way to end the year? tell ur friend on the last time ur going to see them,
'Bye! Wont talk to u until Далее year!' XD Опубликовано Больше года

I can свинг, качели my sword, sword sword, my diamond sword sword
u cannot afford ford for my diamond sword sword XD Опубликовано Больше года

My new laptop is a blessing and a curse. I was on it till 7:30 this morning! And I can't stand going to постель, кровати in broad daylight! Опубликовано Больше года

We ordered a пицца and had been waiting for 30 minutes. The guy called and asked for directions. We gave him directions and hung up. He called three times after that because he couldn't find our house. Then we called the пицца place and they told us that the delivery guy told them that he couldn't get ahold of us. Ten минуты later, Im down at the road and I see him coming. He zooms past our house going 60 and delivers our food.Then chases his car down the улица, уличный cuz he forgot to put it in park. Опубликовано Больше года

♪ ♫ Makin' блины makin' бекон, бэкон pancakes
take some бекон, бэкон and i put it in a pancake
бекон, бэкон pancakes, that's what it's gonna make
бекон, бэкон pancakess!

бекон, бэкон pancakes, makin' бекон, бэкон pancakes
take some бекон, бэкон and i put it in a pancake
бекон, бэкон pancakes, that's what it's gonna make
baaconn paancakess! ♪ ♫ Опубликовано Больше года

★˛˚˛*˛°.˛*.˛°˛.*★˚˛*˛°.˛*.˛°˛.*★Merry*★* 。*˛.
˛°_██_*.。*./ ♥ \ .˛* .˛。.˛.*.★* Christmas*★ 。*
˛. (´• ̮•)*.。*/♫.♫\*˛.* ˛_Π_____.♥Everyone ♥ ˛* ˛*
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*(...'•'.. ) *˛╬╬╬╬╬˛°.｜田田 ｜門｜╬╬╬╬╬*˚ .˛ ... Опубликовано Больше года

*sigh in content* I have done the deed...I am at peace, now... Опубликовано Больше года

Okay everyone, I'm officially back from my "dad's" place, but since I came back yesterday, I've been very depressed... It's just getting worse every time I go over there...
Ты can read the full journal I wrote on my DA.
link Опубликовано Больше года

y'know, nothing can piss Ты off еще when Ты type out a long response to a Вопрос only to find the Вопрос has been removed Опубликовано Больше года

How do people bold and underline words on here?? Опубликовано Больше года

UNICORNS! Опубликовано Больше года

Apparently my humor is sad...

5 год old cousin: "this isn't масло, сливочное масло silly."

Me: "It's not butter?! I can't believe it!" Опубликовано Больше года

Gah, I hope spring'll come around soon.

All this snow and cold coldness is driving me up the friggin' wall. =~= Опубликовано Больше года

When returning from a long trip или vacation.

Everyone else: *Happily chatting about all the fun they had.*

Me: *Dying on the floor, hand stretched towards my bedroom.* "Must.....get to.....computer.....need.....anime...." *Flat-line sound*

*Twenty минуты later.*

*Heart suddenly starts beating again and I reach towards bedroom again.* "Heaven....sucks....no anime.....there...." Опубликовано Больше года

Jack and Jill went up the холм, хилл to have a little fun, but stupid Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son. :P Опубликовано Больше года

Winter is so depressing for me... Опубликовано Больше года

Everybody's smoking and no one's getting high
Everybody's flying and never touch the sky Опубликовано Больше года

Late Merry Рождество Randomness . Опубликовано Больше года

Taylor быстрый, стремительный, свифт coping Lana Del луч, рэй

Thats going to be embarrasing to watch... Опубликовано Больше года

We had to take our cat to the Humane Society today. I'm reminiscing. I remember back when I got that cat. It was still feral, and trying to kill us if we dared to get within 10 meters of it.

ah, good times. Опубликовано Больше года

today's mi birthday and I'm hereon fanpop............... Опубликовано Больше года

Yay~
There's finally snow outside~!
^ ^ Опубликовано Больше года

If Ты Meet With Slender Man, Says '' Look At You! Your So Awesome And Spooky! Too Bad Ты Don't Have A Face And Mouth Cause I'm Wanna Kiss You!'' Опубликовано Больше года

I just realized how much control I have over my family. I do the laundry for the entire house(6 people) and I do the dishes for the entire house(6 people) I feed the dogs, and water the plants, I give foot massages, and sweep the floors, I clean the bathrooms, bedrooms, and pretty much most of the other housework.

If I stopped doing this, my family is screwed.

I hold the power! Опубликовано Больше года

It's snowing like a motherfucker outside right now..
and motherfuckers snow a lot.
I don't.. I don't know if Ты know about that but umm
in the early 1920s motherfuckers use to snow a lot..
I mean I'm talkin like 30 feet of snow per motherfucker...
So it's like that outside.. Опубликовано Больше года

when people say there sorry...are they really? Опубликовано Больше года

Ты Фан me, I Фан you? :D Опубликовано Больше года

Hit the ignition switch, I'm on a blimp bitch!
I'm playing card games in the sky cause I'm so rich!
I got locator cards and my duel disk!
I'm winning finals while you're still in duelist kingdom losing звезда chips! Опубликовано Больше года

Can't beat my....
Can't beat my...
No they can't beat my....BROOKLYN RAGE! Опубликовано Больше года

we mash up the place, turn up the bass,
and make them all have fun,
ah we-a blaze the fyah, make it bun dem!

we mash up the place, turn up the bass,
and make some sound why run,
and we will end your week, just like a sunday! Опубликовано Больше года

My sister attempting to sing PonPonPon is the funniest thing ever xD Опубликовано Больше года

Me: *Reading a YJ fanfiction* :D
Me: *Bart and Jaime stumble into the story* :D
Me: *Realizes that the entire story is about them* Hmmm...... Ok, seems good enough, just as long as Ты don't ship them.
*IT'S A STINKING BLUEPULSE FANFIC, GAH DAMMIT*
Me: GAH DAMMIT! D:<

EVERY. FREAKING. TIME. Опубликовано Больше года

don't call me small. Опубликовано Больше года

Weighted companion cube ice cubes, frick yeah Опубликовано Больше года

Please Присоединиться the mikmad8282 Фан club Опубликовано Больше года

Merry★* 。 • ˚ ˚ ˛ ˚ ˛ •
•。★Christmas★ 。* 。
° 。 ° ˛˚˛ * _Π_____*。*˚
˚ ˛ •˛•˚ */______/~＼。˚ ˚ ˛
˚ ˛ •˛• ˚ ｜ 田田 ｜門｜ ˚And a happy new год to all the fanpoppers, LOL!!!!! XD ;D :) Опубликовано Больше года

Merry Рождество and Happy New год to Ты all! Опубликовано Больше года

Merry Рождество and a happy new year! :D

Joyeux Noël et bonne année! :D Опубликовано Больше года

Happy Рождество to all fanpoppers!!!!! Опубликовано Больше года

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!! ^-^ Опубликовано Больше года

my Котята :''''( i am so sad they taken away from me i am so sad Опубликовано Больше года

Merry Рождество Everybody! :D Опубликовано Больше года

Merry chritmas y'all hope u have a good one....I did I got iPod 5g touch yeah Опубликовано Больше года

MERRY Рождество BAY-BEHH!! Опубликовано Больше года

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~My Lovely Tale of Going горнолыжный спорт, лыжи on Рождество Eve~

*goes on ski lift but drops pole* "NOOOOO!!! *reaching out for it*
*drops other pole and it lands on someone's shoulder* "I'm so sorry!!"
*one of my skis fall off* "WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING!?!"' Опубликовано Больше года

My dad got me a iPod 5g Любовь it so cool Опубликовано Больше года

happy festivus plebians Опубликовано Больше года

It's already 1am here, so merry fucking christmas! Опубликовано Больше года

I FOUND A UNICORN WHAT DO I DO!!!! Опубликовано Больше года

Does anyone else have TWO Christmases ?! Опубликовано Больше года

Mother: ROSE!!! (That's my name)
Me: What?!.........What?!?......WHAT??!!!!!...
*5 минуты later and still no reply*
Me:*Whispers* Deaf bitch...
Mother: What did Ты call me?!?!
Me: =____________= Опубликовано Больше года

wanna rp? anyone? Опубликовано Больше года

It's funny. 2012 is almost over and almost no one gives a shit about Kony anymore.

BANDWAGONS Опубликовано Больше года

Oh Flame Princess, I think you're rad. Опубликовано Больше года

MERRY Рождество PHEGS. Опубликовано Больше года

When I have a cold, like I have now... I walk up to my Друзья who can see I'm obviously sick, stretch out my arms for a hug and say, "Feeling lucky?"

Pssh...they run.

...I catch up though and shout, "There's no escape from THIS VIRUS! AHAHA!"

...I'm an odd person and obviously getting the side effects of lack of sleep for posting this on the Болталка Стена pointlessly. :') Опубликовано Больше года

Dream last night:

The brain is an alien parasite from a distant galaxy that came to Earth and infected a bunch of gorilla's, then rearranged their genetic structures to suit their needs. Then they slowly enacted their plan to take over the Earth by reproducing over and over again, slowly populating the Earth as part of their evil plan, but there was an unknown side effect. The "soul" was created and tried to retake Earth, and now they are in some large scale battle over control of Earth. Опубликовано Больше года

happy Иисус birthday Опубликовано Больше года

It's Рождество Eve....And I'm still waiting for that яблоко Computer my mom promised....0.e Опубликовано Больше года

57 Фаны in 5 days?! Whoa!!!! Ты guys are awesome!!!!
Have a great Christmas! :D Опубликовано Больше года

Man... Fitness sucks if Ты haven't done it for two weeks... Опубликовано Больше года

omg.......ITS Рождество EVE!!!!!! ALL OF U GUYS EXCITED TOO??? Опубликовано Больше года

Ack. I drew my mom a little tiny drawing of a wrapped present and handed it to her since I would be getting their gifts late. I randomly went to the trash can and saw it in there. T_T Опубликовано Больше года

Woah Firefox just listed this website as an attack site hosting malware. Weird. Опубликовано Больше года

CARAMELLDANSEN TIME :3
-dances to caramelldansen-
link Опубликовано Больше года

I've been on Fanpop for a день and I already have 52 fans! ^O^ Thanks guys! Опубликовано Больше года

Mmmm... this is a tasty burger. Опубликовано Больше года

shut da fuckk up , ya all uglyy dooe. & ya stupid chineese charaterszz. ((: Опубликовано Больше года

So my brother wanted to try making рис, райс balls.
I didn't know that meant I was his test subject. Опубликовано Больше года

Me: "Time for a shower."

Everyone nearby: "Oh thank god! We're saved!" Опубликовано Больше года

2 еще days till christmas! :D Опубликовано Больше года

gerard way is the only sass queen. just saying. :) Опубликовано Больше года

Never beg for anyone's forgiveness regardless if they are friend,family или anything like that. Because there will be a time where they themselves will need forgiveness and if they didn't Показать it to Ты chances are karma will come back to bite them in the ass. Believe me. I've been on both sides of the coin. Опубликовано Больше года

Would Ты judge me if I сказал(-а) I enjoy songs from the 1950's through the 1980's еще then I do today's music? u_u Опубликовано Больше года

I've always wanted to do this:

If I ever start a new school, I'm going to go through half the год speaking in a really stupid and extremely fake accent. Then, at one point, I'll just start talking normally again.

I'm interested to see how people would react. Опубликовано Больше года

*Under a freeze warning.*

*Sleeping, AC on 70, Фан on high, blanket randomly thrown, head encased in ice.*

I slept well. Опубликовано Больше года

"The lights go out and I can't be saved. Tides that I tried to swim against, have brought me down upon my knees, Oh I beg, I beg and plead..." Опубликовано Больше года

So my little sister just walked up to me. She asked me:
"Do Ты know what a Золото digger is?"

I was like 'o_O'

She said:
"It's someone who;s looking FOR GOLD!!" >:D Опубликовано Больше года

I curse so fucking much. I need to stop that shit. Опубликовано Больше года

Whoa, guys.
I haven't even been on Fanpop a week, and I have 50 Фаны and 1 Фан of my club.
I Любовь Ты GUYS!!!!! Опубликовано Больше года

So...Friday passed, and the world is still in tact.. o.o Опубликовано Больше года

No one here gives a fuck about me.....

And that's the way I like it. Опубликовано Больше года

Ты know...im kinda disappointed the world didn't end yesterday, even though i wasn't counting on it Опубликовано Больше года

Hmmm......I should make a club about myself. Except, no one would Присоединиться XD Опубликовано Больше года

Possible reasons the world didn't end.

1: Gohan defeated Cell in the Cell Games.
2: Edward and co defeated Father and saved Amestris.
3: The nine tailed лиса, фокс was sealed inside the body of a young boy.
4: It actually did end, but we were wished back with the Dragon Balls on Namek with no memory of it.
5: Someone Kissed Haruhi Suzumiya
6: I haven't finished watching Gosick yet. Опубликовано Больше года

I am with you
I will carry Ты through it all
I won't leave Ты I will catch you
When Ты feel like letting go
Cause your not, your not alone...
Not alone. By Red. Опубликовано Больше года

long paragraph of a song lyric that is inspiring Опубликовано Больше года

I survived the Apocalypse! Sadly, my sister's phone didn't....it died at exactly 11:59. OH THE IRONY! Опубликовано Больше года

I can't wait for 11:11 Tonight :( Опубликовано Больше года

I'm very dramatic when I have cash on hand. Опубликовано Больше года

Just thought I would post this because, Ты know, today is the "apocalypse"

This is it, the apocalypse
I feel it in my bones, enough to make my system blow
Welcome to the new age,
To the new age,
Welcome to the new age,
To the new age

I'm radioactive, radioactive Опубликовано Больше года

Happy new Long Count everyone!! Опубликовано Больше года

~living my life like an idiotic fool, they were wrong and we were right! we didn't die today!!!!!!!!!~ *pumps fist in the air repeatedly* whoo! yeah we're still alive!!!!!!!!! =D Опубликовано Больше года

"We come to Любовь not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly!"<3 Опубликовано Больше года

Sometimes people put up walls, not to keep others out, but to see who cares enough to break them down. Опубликовано Больше года

One день I will go to Thailand.......and I will hug an elephant. Опубликовано Больше года