Hrnngngnngghhhh Опубликовано Больше года

My brother: *playing on his ipod*

My mom: *playing on her iPhone*

Me: *Reading a book* ._______. Опубликовано Больше года

John is a good boy. And he loves his daddy. John loves making his daddy happy. Опубликовано Больше года

How can the world end in 2012 when i have yogurt that Истекает in 2013.
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I challange Ты all to watch this vid on a moderate sound volume and try not to startle once. I know I pissed my pants.

123GO!!

link Опубликовано Больше года

I know a song that gets on everybodies nerves everybodis nerves yes on everybodies nerves... Опубликовано Больше года

link
Look what I found! :D Опубликовано Больше года

Fanpop has some really strange ads... Опубликовано Больше года

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ＤＡＭＮ ＴＨＩＳ ＣＯＭＭＥＮＴ ＩＳ ＦＡＮＣＹ！
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Alright everyone, I've reached a thousand fans, now my life goal has been reached.

Yeah I know, it is so sad. I can't believe it's been that long already. I guess this place is just that addictive. Опубликовано Больше года

My TV referances have been taken away. So all I have is song references.

*Sigh*

Take your pants off. Опубликовано Больше года

I didn't say I hate her, I сказал(-а) I want her to get fingered by Wolverine. Опубликовано Больше года

Комментарий If Ты are watching Harry hills tv burp. And tell me what part или clip Ты are watching Опубликовано Больше года

OKAY ! i have a game! when Ты write on this wall, Ты have rate to the person under you's Иконка out of ten! okay , nut don't be mad if someone rate Ты low! okay so i would rate BlindBandit92's Иконка 5/10 no offence.. i not trying to be mean! okay now Ты try! Опубликовано Больше года

Dah Опубликовано Больше года

Ro Опубликовано Больше года

What's St. Patricks Day? I know it's a holiday but not much else. Опубликовано Больше года

Happy St. Patricks день Опубликовано Больше года

HAPPY ST. PATRICKS день EVERYONE! :D Опубликовано Больше года

I think we should have banners on our Профиль pages!!! Опубликовано Больше года

All who are not wearing green today shall be pinched by my...IRISH омар, омаров CLAWS! Dun, dun, dunnnn! Wait, what? XD Опубликовано Больше года

If i could live again...i'd like to be a cat. Опубликовано Больше года

WHO WANTS A TACO? Опубликовано Больше года

Thatparty lastnight was awfully crazy I wish we taped it I danced my жопа, попка off and had this one girl completely naked Drink my пиво and smoke my weed but my good Друзья is all I need Pass out at three Wake up at ten go out to eat then do it again. Man,I Любовь college. I Любовь drinking I Любовь women,And I Любовь college. I can't tell ya what I learned from school but I can tell Ты a story или two Um Yeah,I learned a fewrules like Don't pass out with your shoes on And When it comes to condomsput two on. Опубликовано Больше года

My whole house smells like weed...I'm not even joking .___. Опубликовано Больше года

Me and my Друзья (I'll call them Z and A) went to a store and were fooling around. Then A's mom came and сказал(-а) these guys who were security were looking for us, saying that there were three teens vandalizing the sports section of the store. All that really happened was Z throwing A a ball and A hitting it with a baseball bat. Then they knocked some beanbags over, but we put them back.
Eh, you've never lived until Ты almost get kicked out of a department store. Опубликовано Больше года

Last train to awesome town. Опубликовано Больше года

The awkward moment when Ты get in the душ and realize Ты forgot to take your socks off... c: Опубликовано Больше года

Today was an awesome 2:00 to 3:09 день today at school because we were on the laptops and we had to Get on Study Island или First In Math until like around 2:30 and to 2:30 to 3:09 we could get on anything we wanted to! (Sighs) I just Любовь Fridays when my teacher is in an AWESOME mode. <3 Опубликовано Больше года

I'll be the ambassador to your mom. Опубликовано Больше года

*is over light :3* Опубликовано Больше года

no onto Hetalia!! :D! Опубликовано Больше года

I am watching the first episode of Death Note, wish me luck ~! Опубликовано Больше года

Ты say owl city, i say evanscence
Ты say lady gaga i say lady gaga
Ты say amy lee sucks, i fucking перфоратор, удар, пунш u in the stomah
Ты say james bond sucks, i kill u with a psitol
Ты say justin biber, i murder u
Ты say wat the fuck is wrong with u, i say DIE сука Опубликовано Больше года

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Supfool_ ? IS A FOOL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! he just сказал(-а) all fat people should loose "wait" . >.< Опубликовано Больше года

Ты say Owl City, I say Headhunterz
Ты say Hannah Montana, I say Wolfgang Gartner
Ты say Jonas Brothers, I say Deadmau5
Ты say One Direction, I say Flux Pavilion
Ты say Justin Beiber, I say Noisecontrollers
Ты say Lady Gaga, I say Tiesto

Комментарий if Ты Любовь electronic <3 Опубликовано Больше года

LMFAO at what Wendy99 wrote Опубликовано Больше года

wwwwwooooooooppppppppp
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There! right! there! Опубликовано Больше года

It's not fun being color blind! ;A; Опубликовано Больше года

Oh boy, I can't wait 'till I can play old-school Assassin's Creed 1 again, just like old times!

2 DAYs LATER...

*puts in Assassin's Creed disc*
Me: Aw this is going to be so friggin' sweet!

3 минуты LATER...

"Please, sir, just a few coins..."

Me: fffffffffffu.... Опубликовано Больше года

i changed a bit of my profile. Опубликовано Больше года

Uh Hi Im sorta New Here So I could use еще Друзья Опубликовано Больше года

WHHAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT~THHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE~FFUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK~
THEY'VE CREATED PAS~TAA? :O Опубликовано Больше года

Guy 1: "Check out those boobies!"
Guy 2: "Where?"
Guy 1: "Over there, nesting on the bare rocks of the West Indies!"
Guy 2: "...I hate you."

XDXDXD Опубликовано Больше года

Raise your hand if Ты think Ты are going to have a horrible St.Patrick's Day! *raises hand* Опубликовано Больше года

HOLY CRAP!!!!!!! my TV glows at night O~O.......and whtz scary is tht it'z turned off from the power point....!!! Опубликовано Больше года

Your first time Чтение romance fanfiction: Ты start reading,You think it is boring,but Ты read on; For Ты are starting to read the good part. Ты read one sentence,and your eyes seem to freeze on that one little sentance. Your cheeks start to get hot,you know Ты are blushing. Ты think,How can they write this stuff?! And Ты close the page out. Ты start to think about what happened in the fiction. Ты start to feel regret,as Ты think Ты are hooked. and Ты pull up the page again. Опубликовано Больше года

Hipster bands suck so freaking hard. -_________- Опубликовано Больше года

How fun would it be to speak like you're in a Shakespeare play for a day?

Person 1: Oh Эй, there, how's it going?
You: Greetings, my associate! How art thou? Is there not wonderful peace in yonder skies! The gods are truly pleasant with the squabbles that happen in our world.
Person 1: Who the hell are you. What have Ты done to the person I know. Опубликовано Больше года

Building a muslim community center a couple blocks away from Ground Zero.

Reaction: People throw a hissy fit, saying it's wrong, offensive, and other such shit.

The Westboro Baptist march up and down saying things like "Thank god for 9/11".

Reaction: Nobody says a fucking peep.

... there's something about that that's incredibly illogical, but I'm too busy sitting behind my computer and flappin' my fat, Cheeto-stained fingers on my keyboard (kudos to anyone who gets that) to figure it out. Опубликовано Больше года

ive got some big news ♫
the bank finally came through,
and im holding the keys to a brand new chevrolet ♫
have Ты been outside?
it sure is a nice night
how bout a little test drive, down by the lake? ♫
theres a place i know about,
where the dirt road runs out
we can try out the 4 wheel drive ♫
come on now whaddya say,
girl i can hardly wait
to get a little mud on the tires! ♫

brad пейсли anyone? Опубликовано Больше года

Daayum .

Like Wtf ?

Some сука украл, палантин One Of My Pictures. >.<

That's Some Fuckinq Bullshit . !

I hate f a k e s. and they hate me too . ♥

Haha!

They don't wanna Показать their true person cause they KNOW there ugly .

* is really pissed owwwf* its the internet , i guess i'll have to deal with it . and suck it up . but idk if i'm willinq to do that -_________-

i didn't Загрузить pictures for Ты to steal .

i know im being dramactic but . oh well >______< Опубликовано Больше года

I AM NOT A S I T E M O D E L . c: Goooood Looord ! Опубликовано Больше года

So I'm assuming not many people here enjoy jokes like "I don't like gay people b/c they украл, палантин the rainbow" или anything of the sort? xD
For future reference? Опубликовано Больше года

I am going to slit your throat Ryan Little!!!!! >:( Опубликовано Больше года

*Sniff* Does everyone realy hate me? I told this to my face. *sniff* Опубликовано Больше года

New Orleans why Ты no have good service? Ever? Опубликовано Больше года

Bye, bye, miss American pie. Опубликовано Больше года

Looks like the site is glitching again. Опубликовано Больше года

The Болталка club is my favourite club. It's so funny. Опубликовано Больше года

Gah Fanpop's glitching again... Опубликовано Больше года

I'm New so please Фан me Опубликовано Больше года

It's a sin to live so well. Опубликовано Больше года

I don't think I could ever stab someone. I mean, let's be honest. I can barely get the straw through the Capri Sun
Опубликовано Больше года

So much shit comes out your mouth, your жопа, попка is jealous.

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That awkward moment when You're Пение and the artist gets the lyrics wrong
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During Lunch:

Samantha (Friend): *reading Twilight New Moon*
Me: *eating food* *starts choking on food*
Samantha: *turns to me* SHUT UP!
Me: I'm choking!
Samantha: I DON'T CARE!
Me: Well then. Ты know,if I was Чтение Harry Potter,and Ты were choking,I would've stopped Чтение and help you. The Twilight series should burn in hell! HELL! =w=;
Breanna (Friend): O.O;

And that is why my friend shouldn't read Twilight while I read Harry Potter. Опубликовано Больше года

Tony 2012.

Stop the tiger. Опубликовано Больше года

ppl need to stop trollin' me O.0 Опубликовано Больше года

I was screwing around with my new calculator and I typed in, "x^-1+6".
The answer was:
DIVIDE BY ZERO
ERROR

Holy crap.
Is this new или am I just a moron who didn't figure it out on time? Опубликовано Больше года

Guys when a Вопрос is repeated over and over again. GUESS what? It isn't cool anymore. Can ya knock it off with "do Ты like me" questions? Опубликовано Больше года

These "Do Ты like me?" Вопросы are becoming a tad bit old, guys. Опубликовано Больше года

Эй, Ppl! im Vida and i am ✓ So Fudging bored! :/ Опубликовано Больше года

Today is my birthday :) Опубликовано Больше года

I can't believe it's not even spring yet, And it already feels like the middle of summer where i live. ._. Опубликовано Больше года

I saw some girls fangirling over Pokemon...especially the mudkips...THE MUDKIPS.. Опубликовано Больше года

KONY 2O12 ! Опубликовано Больше года

PLZ Присоединиться MY клубы OF PAN AND UUB AND / или THE ONCLER I WILL ADD U AND BE UR BEST FRIEND. PAN IS THIS GIRL FROM DBZ ALSO UUB THEIR A CUTE COUPLE BETTER THAN TRUNKS AND PAN ALSO BETTR THAN UUB AND MARRON. THE ONCLER IS THE YOUNG HOT MAN FROM THE MOVIE LORAX COME Присоединиться MY CLUB AND POST STUFF PLEZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Опубликовано Больше года

When life
gives Ты a hundred
reasons to cry,
Показать life
that Ты have a thousand
reasons to smile. Опубликовано Больше года

wat do Ты take me as
1.stupid
2.funny
3.sweet
4.someone to be close with
5.someone to trust
6.someone Ты cant stay mad at forever
7.honest
8ratchet
9.pretty
10.a cheater
11.boring
12.someone Ты can end up with in the future
13.a backstabber
14.someone Ты plan on talkin with forever
15.someone Ты wanna share your Любовь with
16.rate me on a : 1-10 scale Опубликовано Больше года

She's between a rock in my hard place. Опубликовано Больше года

on the late bus today some 6th grader had half an яблоко pie so me and two of my Друзья ate it....except he ddint have forks so we were just sticking r faces in....it was soooo weird... Опубликовано Больше года

OH MY GOD PI день WAS FUCKING AWESOME!!!!! I GOT TO PIE MY TEACHER IN THE FACE!!! XDXDXDXD (pay back for Главная work!!) Опубликовано Больше года

Happy Pi Day! Опубликовано Больше года

Tacos are delicious. :D Опубликовано Больше года

Napoleon wasn't short.

My whole life was a lie. ಠ_ಠ Опубликовано Больше года

When I'm crying или upset over fictional things, everyone is like "Aw what happened, are Ты okay?" and they act all worried.
And when I'm crying или upset over something serious, no one seems to notice. At all.

...Wat... Опубликовано Больше года

Knock knock knock Penny
Knock knock knock Sheldon
Knock knock knock Penny
Knock knock knock Sheldon
Knock knock knock Penny
Knock knock knock Sheldon... Опубликовано Больше года

I'm sick, but i'm not well. And i'm so hot! Cause i'm in hell! Опубликовано Больше года

Ты can use Застрявшие дома weapons in Skyrim.
You can use Застрявшие дома weapons in Skyrim.

link

MOTHER OF JESUS. Опубликовано Больше года

Straight female friend: So, what do Лесбиянки like to do?

Me: Well, we like to eat out a lot.

Friend: Really? *Friend doesn't get it.*

And then the guy sitting alone at the таблица Далее to us bursts out into a fit of laughter.

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I think Опубликовано Больше года

i want u. Опубликовано Больше года

Does anyone but me know what день it is?! *le expected all of the nerds like me on Fanpop to be celebrating everywhere* .____.
I'll give Ты a hint, people-who-don't-know: The дата is 3/14/12 Опубликовано Больше года

Went to pick out a prom dress today but all the dresses that would fit me were FUGLY! TT~TT Опубликовано Больше года

Take a 1 час nap at 4:00pm
Wake up at 3:30am not knowing what день или год it is

Woe forever. Опубликовано Больше года

MY BIRTHDAY IS TODAY Опубликовано Больше года

guys!!! over here it's 12:17am and I was studying! but then I saw the window and I went to see the sky and it's just beautiful!!! the stars look so amazing!!!! it reminded meof that scene of the lion king when they talk about the great kings of the past that are watching us! it's so awesomeeee!!!! ñ.ñ Опубликовано Больше года